GardenReject

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  1. Summary

    A series of stories set in a canon-adjacent version of Stardew Valley, where everyone is horny and no one knows how to talk to each other.

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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Everyone knew Pam was an alcoholic, but nobody seemed to care. When Haley had to pick up one of Emily's shifts at the saloon, she was expected to just keep smiling and keep serving her drinks. She was expected to ignore the way she got angrier and angrier over the course of the night. She was expected to pay no mind to the way Penny completely retreated into herself any time Pam got near her, like she was scared of what Pam might do.

    It wasn't like Haley and Penny were friends, even. They'd never really spoken to each other. Haley just couldn't ignore it. Penny needed help, and Haley was there, and it didn't seem like anyone else cared. So she stepped in to help.

    Somehow, Penny ended up helping her too.

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    05 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    The product of inevitable friction.

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    30 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    There’s a long beat of silence, and if you were sober it'd probably be nervous, but it’s not. It feels calm and certain. She reaches up to cradle your face, fingers smoothing over your cheek. Her hand is cold against your heated skin. You lean into the touch.

    She considers you for a moment, before she suddenly closes the gap and kisses you.

    or,

    Abby invites you over to smoke and then eats you out.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    When it came to surrendering her virtue to Link, it had never been a question of if, but more of a matter of when.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    A college-au/pick-up-at-a-bar threesome fic because sometimes that what you want to write.

    "Give me your phone."

    She paused before she did. He had ordered himself another drink and she helped herself to a sip as she opened the phone app and set up the right number before she handed it over. He watched her take another drink from his glass and then once more before he hit the call button.

    "Hey," the voice on the other end said. Flat and even and unbothered.

    "Your girlfriend is drinking my very expensive glass of pinot grigio and trying to pick me up at a terrible bar off-campus," he said.

    "Yeah, she mentioned that."

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    30 Oct 2025