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    Just a collection of texts between Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov.

    And sometimes the centaurs.

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    22 May 2026

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    “There is no one else!” He shouted as he let out a little sob.

    “It has always only ever been Jane!, I fucked around so much in my rookie years to stop myself from falling for-” No he couldn’t finish that sentence. He wasn’t even ready to admit that to himself sober, he could only commit to halfway admitting it when he was drunk out of his mind.

    “Since the moment I saw Jane in 2008 I knew I was in trouble. She yelled at me for smoking in a non-smoking area, shook my hand twice.” I Marlow looked at Ilya with pity as if to say 'so we are finally talking about this'?
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    OR: Ilya is torturing the Boston Bears/Raiders because of his breakup with Shane. His good friends take him to a bar to get him to move on (partially for their own sake) but it leads to Ilya revealing a little too much of his feelings.

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    19 May 2026

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    He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-

    His phone buzzes again.

    Jane: don’t come out

    Jane: hide

    Jane: guns

    Jane: idk what’s happening

    Jane: call the cops

    Or

    Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony. (Mid-situationship, the year pre-tuna melt).

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    11 May 2026

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    He knows it was a perfect storm of their youth, their naivety, and their competitiveness that caused the rivalry to spiral into what it became. It was an insanely good story for a league with two teams that were struggling to make the playoffs each year and needed something new and exciting to revitalize their frustrated fans.

    Sure, there were many times throughout their early years in the league where they would purposefully rile each other up enough for their rivalry to feel pretty fucking real. Or got each other so annoyed that Shane might've dropped his gloves if he were the type of guy to do that sort of thing. Sometimes he wanted to slam Ilya hard into the boards less to protect the puck and more to avenge his heart over an unanswered text. But if they had just allowed themselves to feel the feelings they wanted and hadn't been forced to appear to hate each other? Well. No one would be talking about a Hollander and Rozanov rivalry almost ten years later.

    The public still believes there is a rivalry. One they are trying to put an end to.

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    Or; an exploration of Shane and Ilya's first year as a couple while Ilya finishes out his final season in Boston.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    24 Apr 2026