GloriousSarcasm



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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Mike accidentally overhears a random girl spilling the fastest way to win a guy's heart in one night: good food, a proper massage, and barely any clothes — preferably, all three at once.

    Spoiler: it only takes him thirty-six minutes

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Two years after his husband’s death, Mike Wheeler lives quietly in a cliffside mansion with his eight year old daughter and more ghosts than he knows what to do with. He doesn’t talk about the past.

    Will Byers isn’t looking for love when he takes the live-in cook job at Rosecliff Manor. He's just trying to start over in a new town, with a new job and with the walls carefully built around his heart.

    Living under the same roof wasn’t supposed to mean anything.

    But grief recognizes grief.

    And sometimes healing looks a lot like falling in love.

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    07 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    author, here is your BIG hug :)

  3. Rec 7

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    Mike rolls his eyes. “What’s your suggestion?”
    “I’m getting there,” Jonathan assures. “I’ve lived in New York alone for the past two years, and haven’t done half of the things I told myself I would. I kept thinking about mom, Will, and Nance—even Hop sometimes. It’s like I’m being held back by the ties I’ve already made.”
    Mike nods. “You’re back where you were before, even though you’re on your own.”
    “Exactly, and I just know that if I do venture out, I’ll instinctively look for someone—in anything—because I can’t find it in myself.”
    “You want to do it together,” Mike confirms for him. Despite knowing, the words come out shocked, leaden. Like Mike knows without answering that he’s not fit for it, but he’ll agree anyway. “Need me to drag you back down to Earth?”
    “About as much as you need it,” Jonathan fires back.

    Directionless in New York, Mike and Jonathan make a pact to find themselves outside of their past partners (One of them runs right back home, and another finds it in someone else)

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    23 May 2026

  4. Rec *

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    In which Vecna offers an exchange.

    Mike for Holly. And the party doesn't hesitate to make a choice - well, more specifically, Nancy makes a choice. One she can't take back.

    ----
    Should also mention that while there is a hint of Byler and a hint of Mileven, it isnt talked about much until a particular chapter, and that's it. Hence the no romance tag

    Language:
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    23 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    *traumatized screaming* I SWEAR THIS IS GOOD OKAY???? *more traumatized screaming*

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    "Clean it."

    "What?" Mike deadpanned, sock starting to soak from the spilled coffee on the hardwood. "I-"

    "You’re gonna get on your knees, and clean it.” Will smiled, “Isn’t that what you want? So I can tell you just how good you’re being for me?”

    Fuck.

    OR

    Mike has a praise kink and Will starts to notice.

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    21 May 2026