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Loretta Baker is secretly a creative and funny girl, looking forward to receiving a bike for her eleventh birthday. Around most people, she is quiet and reserved. She thinks adults only care if you follow the rules, so she doesn’t bother to speak up. Her life takes an exciting turn when she finds out she is a witch and she get’s to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. At school, she soon gets over her reservations and lets her goofy freak flag fly. Throughout her Hogwarts career, the one thing that plagues her carefree spirit is her completely inappropriate crush.
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I want to live out my fantasy of being a background Hufflepuff :)
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Such a Pretty Crier by Bruja_oscura
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Shane is still learning that he doesn't have to be perfect in his own relationship. Ilya is still learning the rules of Shane's bad days. So when Shane tries to push him away after a crushing loss, it leads to a tense argument. But ten years of rivalry are no match for Shane’s tears; the second he starts to cry, Ilya folds like a house of cards.
Or: Shane tries to starve himself as punishment for losing, Ilya tries to feed him, and it turns into a very soft night of pampering because Ilya is legally incapable of staying angry at a crying Shane.
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15 May 2026
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Nice try, get out the way by trickysnail
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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Hayden Pike is sad. He wants to go to bed with Shane Hollander, the most beautiful man in the MHL, but he can’t seem to score because he is very bad at hockey.
Hayden Pike probably wrote this. Not Ilya Rozanov. Ilya Rozanov would never do such a thing. Don’t tell his husband.
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09 May 2026
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happy wife, happy life by lipstickliterature
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.
But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.
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or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.
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10 Mar 2026
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Stone gets fired.
Robotnik flips out.Series
- Part 5 of Stone is More Screwed Up, Actually
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09 Jul 2025
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Stuck in a blizzard after a quest Merlin has run out of his suppressants. Surely he can stave off his heat before Arthur or any of the knights notice, right?
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A tropey Alpha Arthur and Omega Merlin fic because I love the classics. Quite fluffy for an ABO with a healthy dose of smutty goodness.
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08 Aug 2024