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    Jungkook’s very serious study on how to please the girl he likes derails the second Jimin becomes part of the experiment.

    One particular immature tongue-fucking session has him dreaming about his Hyung’s kissed-pink lips. It isn’t his fault Jimin has the mouth of a Bratz doll, but it is his fault for initiating something he absolutely cannot handle.

    What starts as ‘practice’ slowly spirals into a chaotic situationship. Jungkook keeps coming back with increasingly flimsy excuses to stay in Jimin’s pants, and Jimin keeps letting him put his hands down them every single time.

    For Namjoon, their proximity is a PR disaster and obviously his villain origin story.

    Cue repeated ‘practice’, escalating tension, the horrifying discovery that this might actually mean something, and the slice-of-life chaos of Bangtan and a little love on the side.

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    “They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
    “Rock and roll.”
    He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
    “Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”

    After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.

    (genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)

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    30 Jan 2026

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    The leaking of one set of lyrics creates a domino effect for a series of life-changing events for Regulus Black. Amid a world tour, the band BlackRose finds themselves hounded by the media about the lyrics to a song written five years prior. Regulus's mental health takes a turn for the worst as his fears become near tangible in his swirling mess of a head. On top of the confusion and chaos of a leak, he's becoming increasingly attracted to his best mates, leading to what he believes to be obsessive thoughts that he's projecting onto them. Add the return of an estranged brother, past mistakes coming up to choke him, a child he desperately wants to keep out of the limelight, and a momager with no regard for his current state, and he's got the perfect recipe for a mental breakdown.

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    Disclaimer: I do not monetize off of this content and never plan to. The original canonical characters and magical world belong to JK Rowling.

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    Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.

    No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    James’ eyes stop; along with the natural rhythm of his breathing and the beat of his heart. If he wasn’t still standing upright he’d think he died just from one glance at the lead singer.

    He sings into the microphone, his eyes shut tight and his hands gripped to the stand as he belts.
    It isn’t – it can’t be.
    His eyes open, and like a compass pointing north, that hauntingly familiar grey lands right on James.

    'In a room full of people I look for you.'

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    “I wrote this next song about you. You know who you are.”
    “I wrote every song about you.”
    ~

    Or. Three years ago, in a Paris nightclub, James sees Regulus dancing and falls for him on the spot. They agree to start a relationship, knowing it will have to end when James goes back to London, on the condition that afterwards they go completely no contact. By the time it ends they're both heartbroken but stick to their agreement and lose contact.

    Years later they are still NOT over it and make it absolutely everyone else's problem.

    Until James is invited by Sirius to watch his little brother's band and finds his ex stood at the microphone singing an album worth of songs about their month together in Paris.

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    30 Dec 2025