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    The man was squatting next to him when he opened his eyes. He saw his boots first; smelled smoke and tobacco and was briefly struck by the stark contrast to the wet rot of the rest of the place.

    He looked up, peeling his face off the floor, to find the man staring down at him, inscrutable as always behind his round sunglasses.

    “Shit luck,” the man said.

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    Or: Ethan and Heisenberg speedrun RE7

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    25 Jul 2021

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    The mould is trying their absolute hardest to keep their walking disaster of a host alive. When Lady Dimitrescu's saliva gets into Ethan's bloodstream they see it as an opportunity to emulate and evolve, even if it requires a newly improved liquid diet. Ethan is going to have to learn how to cope with this development, but luckily it turns out that Lord Heisenberg has a biting fetish.

    Or: Ethan contracts vampirism because the mould thinks it's a cool trade-up. Heisenberg just wants to be the snacc that he is.

    Despite the light-hearted summary, this work will cover dark themes and contain graphic scenes of violence at times. I do best with a mixture of fun and heavy content, so take from that what you will.

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    21 Jul 2021

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    "Hey, don't I get a say in this?"
    "Oh, pick me!" shrieked the animated doll. "The guest wants to have a say!"
    Silence fell like a hammer on the devastated church.
    "Does he now?" Mother Miranda icily said.

    Ethan's mouth outran his brain when he replied, staring at the five monsters:
    "Yeah. Give me your pitch. I'll choose."

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    In which Ethan gets a say, and chaos ensues.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    “Goodness, you bit Lord Heisenberg?”

    “…I panicked, okay?”

    In Ethan's defence, the village really should have a sign or a pamphlet about the Lycans.

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    19 Jul 2021

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    After the horrors witnessed in Louisiana, and the heartbreak of Mia's passing during the birth of Rose, Ethan was given the opportunity to relocate to Romania for a chance at a new and better life for him and his now three-year-old daughter.

    Upon arriving, and first believing what he was told to be fake, it was becoming clear that he wasn't the only strange being in the village he now called home.

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    18 Jul 2021