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Draco Malfoy’s post-war recovery plan is simple:
1. Keep Hermione Granger safe, happy and make her life as carefree as possible.
2. Figure out how to use a Muggle "cell phone."
3. Deploy a chaotic Theodore Nott as his personal cupid/stalking assistant.
4. Do whatever is necessary for her to admit she loves him too.He is a polite stalker who is completely devoted to her, highly respective of her boundaries (when it suits the situation) and utterly, unhinged-ly convinced that they are soulmates.
Meanwhile, a confused and increasingly pissed off Hermione has absolutely no idea who is texting her, Harry is just trying to use the situation to score a date with Theo and Draco is currently planning a romantic getaway to France based entirely on a text where she told him to go fuck himself.