Grumpy_parrot



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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Shane Hollander spends twenty years learning to survive masculinity. This is the record of what it takes from him.
    Three parts, covering minor hockey through the outing: the system, the performance, the collapse. And Ilya Rozanov, who was there through all of it.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    What happens when Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander—sole survivors of the human race—wind up bumping into each other in space? Lots of fucking, bickering, and coming up with ridiculous ways to compete with each other. So, same as any other timeline.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    02 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes.

    Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now it's time to combine their assets and different approaches to money management.

    They had been married for 42 days. They did the financial disclosure. Now it was time to draft the documents... or maybe not.

    Shane had found a financial planner. Had set the appointment. More appointments were set. They were necessary.

    He prepared another binder. More cover notes. A cover note for the cover note. He'd covered everything. After all, he was Shane Hollander; what could he have possibly missed?

    Ilya, meanwhile, had approached today's meeting with the same organizational energy he brought to most things in his life, except hockey: confident, yet chaotic, and generally not stressed out about whether things would work out in his favor. This time there's actual emails and attachments. And voice notes. Just a couple. He promises.

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    28 May 2026

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    The Ottawa Centaurs are more than hockey.
    Because life can change in an instant.
    And when it does, they don’t let each other face it alone.

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    27 May 2026