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On any other given day of the year, Lando Norris would claim to be a man that knows how to swim. Thankfully, on the one day he forgets how, Bondi lifeguard Oscar Piastri is on duty.
Or. Lando + Bondi Beach + Lifeguard Oscar
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04 Jun 2026
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“Carlos! Last race ticked off the list, you’re done! How does it feel?” the interviewer asks.
Carlos takes a deep breath and nods. “Good. About time. I’m looking forward to retiring, actually.”
“How do you imagine retirement will feel?”
“Like a very long winter break that I will spend with my family, with my girlfriend, and all the things I didn’t have time for in the past years.”or: Lando fell first, but Carlos fell harder.
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24 May 2026
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Oscar returns from Australia tanned, jacked, and dumb enough to let his friends choose his costume for George’s birthday party.
Lando is a musical theater enthusiast with a lifelong hyperfixation with Rocky Horror.Or: where Lando realizes George’s “painfully straight” rugby friend is hotter than he remembered and Oscar discovers he might have a thing for pretty boys in fishnets.
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20 Feb 2026
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Lando Norris used to be the guy you lost yourself to at 3 a.m. in a club: DJ, producer, professional burnout in progress. Then the crash, the rehab, the very nearly not-making-it.
Now he lives above a wildlife hospital on the Cornish coast, making coffee for exhausted vets and writing quiet, bird-soaked tracks no one’s supposed to hear. It’s small, and disciplined, and safe. Mostly.
Oscar Piastri is the vet who signed off on admitting him as “not technically avian” and never quite recovered from it. He likes order, risk assessments, and patients who can’t sneak off to sit on sea walls and flirt with catastrophic decisions. Unfortunately, he also likes Lando.
When a BBC documentary and live show — Tidal Line Live: Sea & Sanctuary — offers Lando a way back onto a stage, everyone has an opinion. Trustees see headlines. Old managers smell money. Lando feels the old hunger in his bones. Oscar feels sick.
This is a story about what comes after the crisis: about recovery as a practice, about found family in a small hospital full of broken birds, and about two people learning how to stay — with themselves, and with each other.
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- Part 3 of Taller in Another Dimension
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18 Jan 2026
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George looked around and asked, “Oscar’s not coming?”
Alex snorted. “He said he might. You know how that goes.”
Max chuckled. “Yeah, he’s probably already out somewhere with a cute boy and an overpriced bottle of champagne.”
“Speaking about me?”
The voice came from just behind Lando, low, smooth, threaded with amusement.
He turned.
And okay. Yeah.
Cute boy, expensive champagne, it all suddenly made sense.
Or: the one where Lando tries to fix his broken heart with fun, flirting, and very bad decisions.
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06 Nov 2025