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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    In this fic, Optimus wonders if bonding has done permanent damage to the pleasure centre of his brain. Megatron would probably say the same thing, because edging someone else isn't usually this hard.
    But it is worth it.

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    31 May 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Ratchet is appalled when Optimus returns from having been caught in a mud slide. It is no surprise that he needs help washing, which Ratchet would have no problem with... If Optimus would behave himself.

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    31 May 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Megatron approaches Optimus with a proposition of sorts, one that Ratchet is quick to oppose. Through some witty banter and embarassing remarks Ratchet and Megatron begin to acculumate a competitve air about them, and all of this leads Optimus to reveal his mutual feelings for both mechs.

    Megatron and Ratchet subsequently come up with a scheme that benefits all three of them, and it might even end in more feelings than the bots first thought.

    OR: Optimus gets passed back and forth between Ratchet and Megatron like a joint

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    28 May 2026

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    Post-Unicron, Thundercracker heads to New Cybertron to schmooze with the rich and famous. Movies need funding, after all. What he expects are boring parties and a lot of paperwork. What he finds is an impossible version of his dead trinemate, kept like a prize in a towers estate. They need to get off-planet as quickly as possible, but with the enforcers hot on their trail, the only one who can help is a certain Megatron-obsessed empuratee… And Damus of Tarn has his own plans.

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    21 May 2026

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    When Orion Pax gives up his thermal tarp to a less fortunate soul, Megatronus insists on sharing his own tarp with the archivist - thus spurring what was a slow burn romance into a veritable wildfire.

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    17 May 2026

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