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    “I was… I was wondering if I could get a tattoo done here at your earliest convenience?” the man asked, and, oh.

    He had a British accent.

    Oh, Blitz was cooked.

    “I’m… unsure whether I’m supposed to make an appointment in advance,” the guy added. Was that shyness in his voice? That was definitely shyness in his voice. And he was fidgeting with his fingers.

    So the guy was hot and cute. Great. Great.

    “Sure!” Blitz said in the least normal voice that had ever come out of his mouth. And then he processed what the guy had actually just said. “Um, I mean—yes. No. It—it depends on what you want to have done.”

    Okay, seriously. Could the ground please just open underneath him and take him straight to hell?

    (Or: Blitz is very, very gay for the cute, easily-flustered, tall-as-hell man that walks into his tattoo shop.)

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    A feel-good, getting together, queer love story between a human Stolas and Blitz in their 30s, and a love letter to every person out there who has feared they might never get to experience queer joy. It is never too late to find yourself.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    Blitzø is 20-years-old. He's living his dream of looking after horses as a stablehand. However, he must endure the pompous attitudes of his employers, the Ars Goetia royals. Despite their daily torment, Blitzø is as bold and hotheaded as ever, but he must keep his cool in order to hold down his job.

    Stolas is 20-years-old. He's trying his best to fit the role of the Prince of the Ars Goetia. In order to do that, he has to become everything that he isn't. But when he's told that he must wed Stella and birth an heir, the burden of carrying his crown of thorns becomes harder to bear.

    On their first meeting, they're obviously total polar opposites, born and raised in two separate worlds. Blitzø is shameless and crude, and it riles Stolas up! Meanwhile Blitzø has never met a Goetia like him – Stolas is just so fun to tease!

    It's the worst first impression, and they absolutely hate each other… but only at first. Eventually, walls come down. The closer they get, the more they realise there was so much they had wrong… and, actually, there’s just so much to love.
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    An enemies-to-lovers slowburn, where Stolas is a young angsty prince-to-be, and Blitzø is a flirty trouble-making stableboy.

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    13 Oct 2024

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    Blitz runs the self-proclaimed Best Diner In Queens, Flintlock, a place of off-putting vibes and incredible comfort food. Stolas runs Chrysalis, an experimental plant-centered "food experience".

    One day Stolas just wanted a burger. And everything went downhill from there.
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    Based on an idea and featuring contributions by AJWriter.

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    03 Oct 2024

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    With their new relationship now growing deeper and more serious, Stolas decides he wants to do something special for Blitzø -- Make one of his most unusual and thrilling sexual fantasies finally come true by stealing a spell from the restricted archives of the Ars Goetia Library.

    It's just a silly old spell... What's the worst that could happen?

    Unfortunately, both of them are about to find out.

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    28 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A huge fan of Treble's other works, I'm glad I was able to wait until (almost) the entire thing was posted before reading it since I was FLYING through these pages.
    Amazing writing, it fits in perfectly with what could actually happen in canon, and despite being switched their voices were clear as day.
    And I was the 600th kudo which is pretty cool :)

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    Stolas runs away to join the circus.

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    18 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    In awe. Super great read.