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Minho doesn’t claim to be a perfect person. He doesn’t believe in God and he’s never gone to church or whatever else is supposed to make someone a moral human being. But he’s generally good, he thinks.
So, hearing how his neighbor pleasures himself isn’t his fault. He wasn’t actively listening for it, okay? So he got hard a few times. And? Is he not allowed to touch himself at the same time in his own shower?
or: minho spends months listening to his new neighbor masturbate in the shower until a plumbing issue forces him to do something about it.
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30 Jun 2026
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“Well, it doesn’t matter anyway,” Zhang Hao says with a sigh. “I already gave up, you know? And, I mean, it’s not likely anyone’s going to prove me wrong now when no one did before — ”
“I could.”
“So I don’t — ”
Hold on.
What?!
Zhang Hao, burned by bad relationships, believes sex can never feel good. Hanbin, for some reason, wants to prove him wrong. By...having sex with him?
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22 Jun 2026
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“We’re mates,” Yoongi says simply. “We’re married now, you put my coat around me. Now you’re my husband.”
“I -” Seokjin cuts himself off. He feels insane, all of this is insane. It doesn’t make sense, there’s no way Seokjin is suddenly married to a - a - seal? “That’s not how human marriage works,” Seokjin says finally, voice cracking a little. “You can’t just say we’re married.”
“Why not?” Yoongi does not seem deterred at all. “That doesn’t matter. Humans are stupid anyway. But you’re hot and you smell nice. You’ll be a good mate. With your broad shoulders, your swimming abilities must be admirable. And you can fish, a provider.” He nods, as if this is all settled. “So you’re my husband.”
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Burned out from work, famous YouTube chef Seokjin heads to winter-quiet Jeju to escape for a while. His only goals are to relax, and try to find his spark again. When he rescues a naked man on the beach, Seokjin couldn’t have predicted what he was in for. But an accidentally acquired husband in the form of soft, impish selkie Yoongi might be just what Seokjin needs.
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- Part 1 of Selkieverse
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19 Jun 2026
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Jisung shrugs, all too casual. “Just for fun. You know, for the bit.”
“You want us to pretend to be a couple…in therapy. Just for fun.”
“Yeah!” Jisung nods enthusiastically. "Just until the therapist figures it out.”
Minho gives him a long, slow look that suggests he is currently measuring him for a straitjacket. “So. Two sessions, max.”
It’s supposed to be a joke– two best friends and roommates walk into a therapist’s office, and pretend they’re a couple until the therapist figures it out.
But old feelings die harder than old habits, and when everything they’ve been avoiding for five years finally catches up, Minho and Jisung start to realize they may not be pretending as much as they'd like to believe.
or: Minho and Jisung are not a couple– or so they think.
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16 Jun 2026
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Jeongguk lives next door to Jimin’s boyfriend, which really shouldn’t be a problem. Except Jimin has a way of making Jeongguk fall flat on his face in love every time they make eye contact. So it’s definitely, in fact, a problem.
Then there is the fact that the walls are ridiculously thin: also a huge problem until, suddenly, it isn't.
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Jeongguk notices that Jimin’s boyfriend is cheating on him and lets Jimin know out of the goodness in his heart. (It has absolutely nothing to do with the huge crush he has on the sweet omega and the opportunity to get him all for himself)
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22 May 2026