HighlyFunctioning
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I felt like i ought to write something and this is what i came up, more cute-sy than usual but had a few chaotic days and its what i needed, so enjoy i suppose....
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The smell of John... by HighlyFunctioning
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Oct 2013
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Second fanfic, first day :) feeling quite good after the shock of people actually reading my first fic :) thanks to all you babes out there. I'm not going to say babes again, that's weird, i shall think of a pet name for you at some point :)
So anyway this fanfic is slightly longer that the other one and basically:
John cant find his jumper anywhere...
Comments welcome :)
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The Jumper Which Was Too Tight... by HighlyFunctioning
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Oct 2013
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This is my first fanfic... SO GIVE ME A BREAK GUYS?! doubt anyone will read this, but if you do please comment or leave tips or feedback, thanks :)
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Everyone knows that it's no fun playing truth or dare with a Slytherin. But add a little Veritaserum, a scheming duo of Slytherin girls and surprising things can be revealed. Particularly about the fine line between love and hate…
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- Part 1 of The 'Enemy' Series
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19 Mar 2016
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After Hours at the Ministry of Magic by birdsofshore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2012
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It isn't precisely how Harry planned to spend Christmas Eve: trapped in a lift with his ex-boyfriend, somewhere between the third and the fourth floors of the Ministry of Magic.
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01 Feb 2016
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A Convenient Impracticality by firethesound_HP_archive for Isinuyasha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2015
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Somehow Harry ends up agreeing to a fake relationship with his ex-nemesis-turned-friendly-acquaintance-with-benefits, except for some reason it involves an awful lot of actual dating and, sadly, not much sex. Confused? Harry is too, but when has anything with Draco Malfoy ever been as straightforward as it seems?
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22 Jan 2016
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When Harry returns to Hogwarts to complete his final year of schooling, he does so with an unexpected new friend at his side - Draco Malfoy. An accident in potions leaves both boys in an unusual position, which leads to a friendly wager. The wager leads to revelations, realizations, and - in time - a happy resolution that no one was expecting. Well, almost no one...
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Creator's Note: Because of a (mostly amusing) bitchy-ass bookmark-comment ((and yeah; I read those)) about this fic, allow me to explain something the person in question would've known if they'd bothered to read the Author's Note at the start of the fic. THIS STORY IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY. It was designed as crack!fic. As anyone who's read my other shit can attest, I don't normally do cliches on this level. But it was literally written for the H/D Cliche Fest on LJ (prompt #6 from that year), and jammed with as many cliches as possible. So if you're taking this seriously...I dunno, maybe don't? Cause it's meant to be funny and outrageous and ridiculous. It contradicts itself repeatedly. There are plotholes I could climb through. And hey; that's all part of the fun. ❤️
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22 Nov 2015
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Draco's out on his prefect rounds, bored. That is until he comes across a certain Gryffindor out too late at night.
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- Part 1 of Drarry Oneshots
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11 Nov 2015