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    "Rozy," Brian, the team doctor says, "talk to me, buddy. That puck clipped you pretty good, how’s the pain?"

    Ilya blinks. He clenches his jaw against a wave of nausea. He rests his cheek on the ice, and the cold helps a little.

    "Bad. Very bad." He swallows. "Is Shane here?"

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    or, in the final MTL/BOS game of the year, ilya takes a puck to the head.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Shane’s ears turned pink, and he looked mortified. There was a long pause before he finally whispered, “I want a pet.” He was looking somewhere over Ilya’s shoulder rather than meeting his eyes.

    Ilya took a long second to process what he was hearing, unsure if he had misheard the English. “A pet? Like dog? You want a dog?”

    "Not exactly."

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “I have a game.”

    “A game? For my birthday?”

    “Mhm,” Ilya kept his lips pressed against Shane's skin as he spoke. “But we have to start it now.”

    “My birthday isn't for two more weeks.”

    “Oh, Shane. I promise you are going to want two weeks when I tell you what it is,” Ilya smirked against his husband's jawline.

    “Tell me.”

    “Thirty-five, yes?”

    “If you're about to make another joke about how I'm older than you—”

    “I want to make you cum thirty-five times for me.”

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    10k words of Ilya giving Shane orgasms

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    01 Jun 2026

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    A place for my half-baked Hollanov NSFW. It was inevitable folks. This is NSFW fanart.

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    31 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Shane buys a dildo and explores himself a little more.
    God, can you imagine what a nervous wreck he would be while he tried to make this purchase???

    Inspired by this passage in HR chapter 6:
    "Hollander sat up. 'I've played with it, all right? I've -- I've got a ... thing."
    "A thing?"
    "A dildo. Okay?"
    Ilya grinned so hard it hurt. "What color?"
    "Fuck you."

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    29 May 2026