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Will just wants to be normal, codependent hockey boybestfriends with Mack…
but the universe decides they’re soulmates.
(Or: Will isn’t gay but he is erotically obsessed with being Macklin Celebrini’s wife).
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20 Jun 2026
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“God,” Gavin murmured. “Does Smitty even realize how good he has it? How fucking cute you are?”
Mack flies to Boston after the season is over to party with his brother and old BU friends.
He’s never done a keg stand before. But he’s very familiar with other things.
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- Part 3 of willmack fics
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20 Jun 2026
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*this* Ken eats foods he's deathly allergic to because he'd rather die (literally) than disappoint the love of his life by Anonymous
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
24 May 2026
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Mack considers himself to be a self-aware guy. He knows he can be a brat, knew it long before the internet started commenting on it, thank you very much.
And Mack is exceptionally aware that Will lets him get away with a lot. Which is just... he probably should talk to a therapist about how much he loves those ‘Mack walks Will like a dog, and Will lets him’ compilations on TikTok, huh?
So for his best friend to fight back on… *checks notes*... pineapple on pizza, something Mack ONLY suggested because his already prickly mood was worsened by Will needlessly mentioning his other friend (ew) out of the blue?
It makes Mack all the more determined to get his way.
... he just wishes Will would have mentioned his severe allergy to pineapple BEFORE the ambulance ride to the hospital.
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- Part 1 of Aurora's willmack fics
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13 Jun 2026
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This might be the craziest shit that Will’s ever asked Mack to do in the name of friendship.
“So- so you want to see me, um, pee all over myself?”
“I mean it’s more complex than that. But, yes, essentially.”
Or: Will has a crazy definition of loyalty; Mack matches his freak, of course.
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02 Jun 2026
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There’s something about it that makes Patrice’s heart rise to his throat and forces his eyes back to Brad taking his shinguards off no matter how hard he tries to resist it. He’s certain that there’s something wrong with him, but he can’t stop. He thanks God that having Brad only as a friend doesn’t hurt him at all, really, because otherwise he might suffocate.
Brad is his best friend.
Bookmarked by HumanManGuy
02 Jun 2026