HumansAreScary
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not so disgusting anymore by HumansAreScary
Fandoms: Welcome to Eltingville (Cartoon 2002), The Eltingville Club (Comics)
15 Nov 2025
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The club meeting is cancelled but Pete doesn't find out so he goes to Bill's house anyway
It turns out they're both a little gross; Bill doesn't know this at first.
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I'm going to put my drawings here, I don't care if they're horrible.
Most will be about assassins, shooters etc.
There's blood in this so don't watch it if you don't like itYou can ask for a drawing and maybe I will draw it for you
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Mandi pegging Bill while he sucks Jerry's cock by HumansAreScary
Fandoms: The Eltingville Club (Comics)
02 Sep 2025
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Es literalmente el título (no pregunten pq lo escribí en inglés si está en español ok?)
Mandi Bill y Jerry tienen un trio, mandi se la meta a Bill y Bill le chupa el pene a Jerry
Jerry y Bill se corren y se van a dormir con Mandi
Mandi medioo se incómoda
Y ya, eso es todlParece que está escrito con las patas perdonen lo voy a arreglar después pq ahorita son las 8am y no eh dormido nada
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I don't really know if this is good, I actually tried it, Please be kind, it's my first time writing a story.
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Are you sure that dragon's meat doesn't have poison in it? by KxA7
Fandoms: 小林さんちのメイドラゴン | Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
20 May 2025
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A normal evening at Takiya and Fafnir estate
Bookmarked by HumansAreScary
07 Jun 2026
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Queenie and Kinger make a move on their new supervisor after months of waiting.
It's goes very well.
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Pegging, Caine being pathetic, and Queenie being a freak, what more could you want?
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- Part 3 of LeaderboardAu/RoyalteethAu
Bookmarked by HumansAreScary
27 May 2026
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Caine proves just how adequate he is at his job as the King and Queens personal, royal guard.
Said Royals decide to reward him.
Handsomely.
Bookmarked by HumansAreScary
26 Apr 2026
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"There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"
"I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.
Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"
"What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.
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Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.
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Bookmarked by HumansAreScary
06 Apr 2026
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angel and his snake + others
Bookmarked by HumansAreScary
29 Mar 2026
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AWWWW THID IS SOO CUTE AHHH LINDO LINDO LINDOO