IAmNotAVegetable
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Hey, Max Caulfield! by IAmNotAVegetable
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Games 2015 2017 2024 2026)
26 Apr 2026
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After Chloe and Max drive away from the destroyed Arcadia, they stop at a hotel miles away, destined to arrive in LA. At this hotel they finally take a breath and live after the traumatic events that were the week. They finally turn the dial from best friends to lovers throughout this stay, and comfort each other heavily. Especially when Max starts feeling visceral effects from losing her powers. Also, sex.
A sappy ending to LiS 1. A sappy ending where Double Exposure does not exist. Thank god.
Mostly written so I could cheer myself up after that depressing ending. Still crying XD
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Couldn't look her in the eye.
That's what Topher and Paul both can't do. To Paul, Adelle is the mother of all evil, to Topher, she's just his boss. But they both can't seem to stop thinking of her as more. Paul needs her. Topher needs her. And they hate each other. Of course, until they find out each other's secret.
How far will they go to get her? Will they get her? Or each other?
MANYY slurs involved. I can say these, I'm trans.
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After a rough day of testing, GLaDOS gives Chell a dumb intelligence test. In which, Chell promptly fails and GLaDOS makes fun of her to no end. Until Chell gets a very bad migraine, and GLaDOS, without thinking, comforts Chell. Come the next day, and Chell can’t stop thinking about it. She masturbates in the shower to GLaDOS' voice. Soon, she is looking at GLaDOS in a different way. Anyway, nice comfy fluffsmut “oh wow i’m not as much of an asshole” romance. Batteries included. And of course, it wouldn’t be something written by me if there wasn’t robot sex.
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The Better To Eat You With by IAmNotAVegetable
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
28 May 2025
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(Reader is a cis girl and uses she/her pronouns) AM treats the reader to a nice dinner, expecting to use it for malicious intent, but instead things go further than they thought, and AM ends up feeling love for once. Lots of wires involved.
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Stuck in the Closet With You by Rainboq for Bluekip
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Game)
22 Sep 2021
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Chloe gets Dana's birthday party to play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
She probably should have given it a second thought.
Bookmarked by IAmNotAVegetable
27 Apr 2026
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Pin Me Down and Count Slow by VADwrites
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Games 2015 2017 2024 2026)
07 Jun 2026
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Max Caulfield is an anxious photographer tasked by her boss to follow an up and coming Pro-Wrestling promotion, led by promoters Joyce and David Madsen. One wrestler in particular captures Max’s interests.
However, Max soon learns that the wrestling world blurs the line between reality and fiction, and that she herself doesn’t quite know what she’s all about.
Join Max as she discovers herself and the girl destined to cross her path in every reality.
TL;DR: Max takes photos of a well toned Chloe in tights and stuff happens.
(A lot of wrestling terminology is gonna be used but you’ll be learning in real time with Max.)Bookmarked by IAmNotAVegetable
26 Apr 2026
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Life is Strange: After the Kiss by Z794
Fandoms: Life is Strange (Video Games 2015 2017 2024)
01 Dec 2025
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When Max and Chloe break into the Blackwell swimming pool, Max finds herself forced to confront the fact that she's attracted to Chloe. When Chloe dares Max to kiss her afterward, it becomes the first act in a night of exploring each other's bodies and their feelings for each other.
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Bookmarked by IAmNotAVegetable
26 Apr 2026
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an eater by postravespit
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Apr 2026
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leone abbacchio has been forced into the thralls of the citys biggest problem yet
I MIGHT FORGET THIS BUT I HOPE NOT. I do have several health problems that severely impact my memory
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This is where I'm gonna put all the fanfic I write of any CRK ships, this will mostly be ancients and beasts, but uh yeah ^^
Chapter III is the only good one....Bookmarked by IAmNotAVegetable
18 Nov 2025