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Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise.
(Fic from 2010 FF archive being uploaded here.)
AND FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, STOP REPOSTING THIS ON WATTPAD. I DO NOT WANT IT ON WATTPAD. YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO POST THIS ON WATTPAD.
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09 May 2026
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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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29 Apr 2026
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Noelle couldn't even tell you what started the situation. Even if she would have run every single action that she took through a calculator and brought out every single equation that she possibly could she still wouldn't be able to make sense of this to make sense that this was real, that currently her girlfriend Christina, also known as Chris, as she insistently suggests that Noelle calls her, hand is up her shirt.
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16 Apr 2026
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“I know, I heard you” Will teased. Taking a sharp breath.
“I heard you too” Mike added, words muffled into his skin. Will let out a breathy laugh, and Mike shortly joined with a pleased sigh.
“Mike?” Will questioned, his head tilting up a touch.
“Next time, you should just come in here”
Mike and Will move into their small college apartment, and the lack of privacy stirs up a lot of unresolved feelings and hormones.
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05 Apr 2026
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“Whitaker, you need to sit down. You have a concussion.” The voice next to him tries to tell him, and it's almost familiar this time.
“Yeah I realized that, I am a fuckin' doctor. Student doctor. Whatever.” he replies, turning to squint at the man sitting next to him. “Look, can you just get Dr. Robby? He’ll tell you I'm fine, I gotta get back to work, I got… patients and shit.”
The man looks at someone behind him, some expression he can’t quite figure out. He starts to say something else, and—oh shit he’s gonna throw up fuck—he tries to lean away and not vomit all over anyone else. He doesn't quite make it.
“Shit,” yeah, he definitely ruined that guy’s shoes. Whoops. “Sorry.”
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