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Rules of Engagement by VeggiesforPresident (luridCavum)
Fandoms: High School Musical (Movies)
22 Feb 2026
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Chad meets someone unexpected on Grindr.
December, 2010.
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14 Jun 2026
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talk to me dirty; talk to me sweet by thesweetestdream
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
01 Jun 2026
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Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.
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Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.
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02 Jun 2026
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BloodyMary, Full of Grace by JTW_Bad_Writer_lol
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
30 May 2026
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“It’s been a long time, hasn't it?” His thumb brushed my cheekbone. That shouldn't have affected me as much as it did, yet it felt like there were a million bees under my skin.
“Long time since what?” I asked. His other hand took hold of my side, the xenonite palm cupping my hipbone. What is happening?
Slowly, he begins to guide me backwards, his eyes never leaving mine. What is happening?
“Since someone’s touched you.” he answered.
What is happening?!
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Grace is touch-starved and craving an equally touch-starved Simon
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31 May 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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12 Mar 2026
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“My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”
Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”
“That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.
“Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”
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When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.
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25 Feb 2026
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25 Feb 2026
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Keith had two lists for everything: useful and useless.
He prided himself on his ability to pick out everything but the important details. Anything, or anyone, that didn’t serve his purpose was removed. And for twenty years of his life, that philosophy had worked out.
aka Keith memorizes random details about his friends and that terrifies him
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23 Feb 2026
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“I already told you, I don’t have hypothermia,” Lance says. “I’m okay. I’m just really, really cold.”
Keith raises an eyebrow. “What do you think hypothermia is?”
“Oh, don’t get all technical. I—”
His body betrays him by breaking out into another fit of shivers, so violent they leave him dizzy, his vision dark at the edges.
It knocks most of the fight out of him, and he sits there for a moment, feeling miserable and pathetic.
“Look,” Keith says, his voice low and infuriatingly kind, “you can drop the act. I know you. I can tell when you’re not okay.”
Lance stares at him, feeling exposed and cut to the bone.
“I could get better on my own,” he says.
“You won’t,” Keith tells him bluntly. “Not unless you let me help you.”
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Getting stranded in a cave during a blizzard is bad. Having to rely on Keith Kogane for warmth is… complicated. Lance survives the night. Figuring out what it meant is another story.
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16 Feb 2026
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They’ve been at war for years.
Maybe Lance has gotten too desensitized to things and maybe that’s not a good thing—but that’s something he and his future therapist can discuss whenever—if ever—they return to Earth. But present Lance doesn’t have to worry about why he finds a battle-worn Keith stupidly hot; he accepts it.
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07 Feb 2026
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love me to my bones (all this time) by ShatterinSeconds
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
28 Feb 2025
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“I see your description of the Red Paladin wasn’t an exaggeration.” Rachel slinks up beside Lance with that annoying grin of hers. “He’s very pretty.”
“Hands off, Rachel. He’s gay.”
“Which works out perfectly for you.”
Crossing his arms, Lance scoffs. “He wouldn’t ever be interested in me.”
“He’s here, isn’t he?” Rachel shrugs. She already starts to walk back into the chaos but not before throwing one last look over her shoulder to say, “Pretty obvious to all of us.”
(Or, Keith gets injured on a Blade mission and decides to recuperate at Lance’s parents’ house. Things only escalate from there.)
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05 Feb 2026
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“Yeah I… I didn’t know I had a sister,” said Keith. “Until she died last month. And now I… now I’m, um, I-I’m like a single parent to my nieces."
He took a huge breath to steady himself, waaay to worked up to be on live radio.
“And I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.”
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In which Keith is the guy who suddenly finds himself a single-parent to his two nieces, and Lance is the charming radio host who might be his only voice of reason in this mess
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02 Feb 2026
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Five times Lance used a pet name for Keith, and one time Keith used one for Lance.
Keith has no basis for having a relationship with someone, so he's trying to follow Lance's lead.
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02 Feb 2026
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25 Jan 2026
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26 Dec 2025
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Love Is Complicated and Grief Is Weird by blurredwriter
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
25 Dec 2025
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“Let me guess, you’re doing some last minute Christmas gift shopping for your Secret Santa that’s tomorrow? That’s not very thoughtful of you!” Lance teased on the other end of the call.
Oh shit.
Keith stuttered his steps. He would've got shot at if not for Kosmo teleporting him out of the way.
He totally forgot.
“Oh! Ha, you know me.”
Fuck.
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26 Dec 2025
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someday i'm gonna be somebody people want by dharmainitiative
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 Nov 2025
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Nancy untwists her hands and smooths them down the front of her skirt. "Look. What if we just…say it at the same time?"
"Oh." Jonathan clears his throat. "Yeah. Okay. Uh, on three?"
He doesn't realize how childish the idea sounds until after he's said it, but if anything, Nancy looks relieved. "Sure. On three."
"Okay," Jonathan nods. "One…two..."
“Three," Nancy finishes.
And then he blurts, “I don’t think I like having sex,” at the same time as Nancy says, “I think I like Steve.”
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18 Dec 2025
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Keith regrets the words as soon as they leave his mouth.
“I just don’t want to be stuck here for eternity with Lance.”
He’s so preoccupied worrying that the others will see right through his words, he forgets to hope that Lance doesn’t take them at face value.Otherwise titled: Keith is a LIAR and I call him on his bullshit
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10 Dec 2025
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There’s Nothing in My System (So I’m Feeling What I Feel for You) by StillKicking
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
05 Sep 2025
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Keith and Lance get stung by one of two bugs: either a mostly-harmless lovebug, or a bug whose venom has no symptoms until sting victims drop dead fourteen hours later. When they insist they feel no different after being stung, the entire team assumes Keith and Lance have fourteen hours left to live. The boys are forced to await their shared fate in quarantine while the rest of the team scrambles to make an antidote in time.
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04 Dec 2025
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“Are you ready?” He asks.
“I- uh, yeah? We’ve done this a million times.”
“Yeah,” Lance says, leaning over him, feet still planted firmly on the ground. Keith tilts his head up to look at him. “But not like this, right?”
No, thinks Keith as Lance swings his legs over Keith’s hips, effectively straddling him. Not like this.
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War doesn't allow much time for affectionate sex. Good thing the war ended, huh?
Series
- Part 1 of Bodies Aren't Just For Violence
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04 Dec 2025
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Keith hadn’t meant to bring his cart to space. Things had just…worked out that way.
Keith is a stoner and is trying to keep it under wraps in the Castle of Lions. Lance is determined to find out why Keith is acting so strangely lately.
The boys smoke together.
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04 Dec 2025