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It's Zandvoort 2025 just finished, and in the aftermath of about four different afterparties of pure depression, Lando Norris, the unluckiest F1 driver of all time, finds himself on his balcony, wallowing in self pity. The points gap to championship rival Oscar Piastri is fucking 34 now, making breaching it seem like a lost fucking hope. Not that Lando is known for his talents in the hope retention department.
As typical of him, lando gets crossfaded off his ass. His fake PR relationship 'girlfriend', Magui, left an hour ago. His family isn't here. He'd left Verstappen and Charles to snog behind a bar somewhere and hadn't seen them since. Lando feels like shite. He's inebriated.
He decides the best way to deal with his issues is to die.
The guy who stops him, is of course, fucking Piastri.
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14 Jun 2026
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George
Hey Arvid, welcome to the unofficially official F1 group chat. We never use the other one because it has MBS in it and we all hate him, for reasonable reasons. We really hope you can be trusted to be within this community of drivers, and if you have any questions, don’t be scared of us.OR
F1 drivers have a secret gc and they’re all gay
Bookmarked by ImNotJul
07 Jun 2026
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06 Jun 2026
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Lewis used one hand to hold the rainbow flag in place and the other to lift his throphy high above his head. The crowd beneath the podium roared and cameras started flashing to capture a moment that would, that he was sure of, change the course of motorsport history.
When Kimi found out that Ollie reciprocated his feelings, he thought nothing could ever tear him down again. Maybe that had been foolish. Maybe it had been naive and shortsighted. The constant stress and immense pressure from fans and himself quickly catched up to him, so maybe life was proving him wrong. Maybe he just wasn't meant for this. Maybe Formula One just couldn't take a queer relationship yet.
Enter Lewis Hamilton.Bookmarked by ImNotJul
03 Jun 2026
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Charles
Hi:)
It's me!
Sorry for writing this late but I was doing my night routine.Unknown Number
Who the fuck are you?
I'm blocking your number.Or
Charles date gave him wrong number and that's how he accidentally met "unknown number". But who the "unknown number" is?
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Some random guy is bothering Max in messages.
Bookmarked by ImNotJul
03 Jun 2026
