InscrutableCryptid
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Lovely to Mine Eyes by InscrutableCryptid for CaptainNeedsNoSleep
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Baelor gets jealous. Dunk has an idea.
Inspired by CaptainNeedNoSleep's blisteringly hot fanart!
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Where the Sky Kisses the Sea by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
30 May 2026
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Baelor Targaryen, head biologist and majority shareholder of Dragonstone Aquarium, lives a life that is as full and lively, as it is lonely.
That changes when Lyonel finds a beached Mer in distress, and calls him for help.
Now there is forbidden attraction and shadowy pasts to navigate. Are Baelor and Dunk allowed to be happy?
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Saying Thank You - On Your Knees by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: Incredibles (Pixar Movies)
16 Oct 2025
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After a close call, Gamma Jack gives in to the urge to kiss Gazerbeam. And then he says thank you for the save - on his knees.
I have been consumed by the GammaBeam brainrot. There is absolutely no plot here, just porn.
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The Woven Crown by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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All is not well in the Shire.
Perhaps it never had been.
After uncovering a disturbingly common darkness rotting under the surface in the Shire, Bilbo Baggins is called upon once more to travel to the Lonely Mountain. This time he's leading instead of following, and there's many many more than 14 in his caravan.
Taking so many hobbits on such a treacherous journey is stressful enough, but there is the reunion with his dwarrow to consider as well. Including the three that aren't as dead as he thought.
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Phantom, Son of Batman by InscrutableCryptid
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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Danny’s just trying to make enough money to eat and keep a roof over his head. He'd like to forget about what's brought him to Gotham, thanks.
But then the sketchy catering company he works for takes a fundraiser job for the Martha Wayne Foundation.
Under stress from all directions, of course Now is when he meets his bio dad. That he didn’t know about. Of course.
Author's Note: On hiatus until the hyperfixation comes back.
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Life Finds a Way by Kyn
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers: Prime
04 Oct 2025
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Charlie Watson was nobody.
Bee had only ever been in a small California Beach town in the first place because his memory had been missing. After getting it back and stopping a broadcast that would have brought the entire Decepticon army to Earth, he'd been gone: Off to find his commanding officer—his fellows-in-arms—and report in ready for duty.
Off to be a hero.
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03 Jan 2026
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“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”
“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.
Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:
DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him
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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.
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Treasure Of All Treasures by Yoko_Senshi
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Jun 2026
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Erebor falls to the dragon. Only that this time, it is not a red dragon named Smaug, but a green dragon named Bilbo that claims the mountain as his home.
And with it all the dwarves inside.
He doesn't kill them or hold them hostage - oh no. He will protect them, from anything and everything. He devotes his life to Erebor, swears to serve them until his last breath. Even if it means forsaking himself. Even if it means to die for them. Just who exactly has taken up residence in the mountain?Or: how Erebor ended up with a personal guard-dragon and the issues that came with it.
A story of the finding of home, the burden of love, and the acceptance of self.Updates 2-3 times a week.
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- Part 1 of Dragon Under The Mountain
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11 May 2025
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Two dragons is... better?... than one by IAmNotOneOfThem for Oakenshield_Defender
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Dec 2023
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From outside the mountain, there came an ear-splitting roar. Smaug’s head whipped around and all the dwarves froze. A shudder of sheer, unadulterated fear ran through Thorin’s body and locked his limbs mid-motion.
Another dragon had come to Erebor.
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07 Apr 2025
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An extended version of "the acorn scene." Bilbo sees his chance to snap Thorin out of his madness, and takes it.
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05 Apr 2025