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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    There’s a reason Stan doesn't drink anymore. It causes him to make stupid decisions. Fucked up, terrible decisions. But out of all the truly astonishing things he’s done under the influence of alcohol, accidentally marrying his best friend really takes the cake.

    Kyle is yelling at him. Or maybe not at him in particular, but he’s screaming. Throwing things. Gesturing wildly. Stan can’t look away. He’s sporting a boner at the worst possible time.

    “How could this have happened?” Kyle demands.

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    After Stan goes viral online for a song that paints Kyle as the reason their friendship nearly imploded, Kyle decides to to finish the job and ends the friendship completely. Stan doesn’t have time for him anyway with his overnight success leading to a record deal and consequently a tour where he’s opening for the biggest pop sensation in the last ten years.

    With Kenny’s wedding coming up, the two of them have to learn to put the past aside in order to be there for their mutual friend. It shouldn’t be too hard to get along for the summer. But when they end up settling their differences a little too well, Kyle and Stan find themselves attached in a way neither one of them could have ever imagined.

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    19 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    “Wait,” Eddie stopped Mr. Winkler. “We have to be in a pretend relationship with the person we got?”

    “Correct, but convince me that it’s not pretend,” Jason said.

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    When the Anubis residents feel like theater has become too easy for them, Jason Winkler (back and better than ever!) gives them the ultimate challenge. They have to pretend to be in love with someone else in the house, even if they're already in a relationship. Jerome, who always sees a challenge from a mile away, makes it a competition. Who can convince everyone they're a couple the most? But the real question goes unspoken, can they do this without actually falling for their partners? Will they be able to keep their feelings in check? Will things go back to the way they were or will there be a whole new set of couples at Anubis House?

    Originally written in 2013 and posted on fanfiction.net from 2013-2017 but with a new chapter not ever posted on fanfiction.net

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    09 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    What would have happened if Jerome joined Sibuna in their race for the mask when Alfie and Patricia did? What would have changed? How would this affect the story? What would have become of him? Would he have changed, too?

    a season two rewrite revolving around jerome clarke as an official sibuna member!

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    09 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    The moon landing was a hoax, the dinosaurs never existed, and Stan Marsh is not in love with Kyle Broflovski.

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    25 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Maybe that's why Stan was able to connect with Craig, something like "united not by love but by pain". Maybe they were the same, after all. And in the midst of that chaos, when everything is crumbling and sinking, they manage to do the best with their lives before being buried.

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    19 Apr 2026