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“Okay. Here’s my plan. I got a lot of shit to do at the office the next two weeks and I literally can’t do the ‘40 texts at any moment of the day’ thing with you, okay? I’ll text you. When I want. And I promise I will, you just have to wait. And it’ll be horny and toppy like you like it, but you HAVE to do what I say. When I say it. Got it?”
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Blitz tries to distract Stolas from his multiple absences from past Full Moons with a dirty sexting chain. Unfortunately it blows up in his face, cuz now they’re both horny and glued to their cellphones until the next FM night.
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The whole isolation and sensory deprivation thing doesn't really work for Fizz, on principle. He's a social creature, one that needs attention and praise, and this type of kinky shit is not what gets him off… which is exactly why Ozzie chooses them as a way to punish him.
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Blitz recalls a time where a noisy neighbor was something to complain about. These days, he can’t wait to get home so he can listen to the latest soundtrack of Stolas’ life through the thin walls of their shitty apartment.
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It started out mostly innocent.
A few stolen kisses, turned into heated makeout sessions where one of them would pull away from the other like this was all just some big accident or mistake.
Which it definitely wasn't.
It snowballed into sex, obviously.
Well… if you could really call it that. It was more like, whatever Fizz decided would count as sex that day.
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Fizz tops Blitz as a means of payback for years of unresolved bullshit. They're obsessed w each other.
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"Job ran late, dearest?"
"Yeah... sorry I didn't text you."
"I imagined that was the case. Well, that, and Moxxie told me you'd be late."
Shit. So Stolas already knew he was spiraling.
Great.---
Blitz comes home after a hard day, Stolas helps him feel better with his magic touch~
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A Chronological Restrospective of the FizzBot Line of Products by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandom Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Dec 2025
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Blitzo suffers after the fire, haunted by his past and his best friend’s face around every corner of Hell. He sells his body, in more ways than one. Finds love he doesn’t believe he deserves along the way.
Fizz sells out. He suffers too, of course. He sells his body, literally, packaged in every way possible. Finds love he isn’t ready for along the way.
The chronological story of Blitzø and Fizzarolli, throughout the years after the fire and their relationships outside of each other until they finally find each other again.
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I see right through you, Blitzy! by ItsBlitz, SilverServerError
Fandom Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Sep 2025
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“I need you.” Blitz says. “I need this. He’s…I know in some ways he’s good for me. But this? No one else can give me this.”
“It’s a good thing you’re hot because you’re an actual asshole.” Fizz groans even as he drags Blitz into the guest room. “Do you know how hard it is to say no to you when you ambush me like this? Literally going into heat on my doorstep is an insane stunt, even for you. And then you…you tell me you need me and only me? That’s fucked up. I deserve better, especially from you.”
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Is it the heat that burns bridges or his heart? Blitz has no fucking idea. He's losing the thread of control, succumbing to fever, and letting everyone see the worst version of himself. Maybe he can do better for the people he loves or maybe this is exactly who he is.
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02 Jun 2026
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Jax had been Kinger's adopted daughter for 3 years now.
And they love each other...very very much.- Language:
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Bookmarked by ItsBlitz
21 May 2026
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For Stolas, it's easier to think that he just grew into new perversions.
He's not sure what to do with the rest of it.
Or: utilizing daddy kink as a means to explore your gender identity
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12 May 2026
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Is this a job interview for IMP? You bet it is.
Bookmarked by ItsBlitz
06 May 2026
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Ooh Baby, Do You Know What That's Worth by HelluvaBoink
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Apr 2026
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Blitzø gets his cock warmed. Stolas gets a fun surprise. A sinner gets a show.
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10 Apr 2026