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    Obi-Wan, not Anakin, receives Force visions of his loved ones dying. This changes the fate of the galaxy.

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    Lance and Keith made it through the decade as Paladins of Voltron. Can they handle the years that come after?
    {An infrequently updated, canon-divergence series that uses way too many Star Wars references}

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    Different drabbles written as Shadowhunters: Season 3B came out.
    Tape on a Masterpiece: Written after 3x19 {Not canon-compliant anymore!}
    And The Stars Will Align: Written after 3x19 and 3x20 {Canon-compliant}
    Ninety-Two Percent: Written after 3x22 {Canon-compliant}

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    “How do I work the coffee machine,” Ilya says tonelessly, more plea than question.

    “You don’t work the coffee machine,” Svetlana tells him, words coming slowly. She looks confused, sounds bewildered, and Ilya does not have time for this.

    “I need to make a coffee,” he hisses, gaze flicking back to the man at the counter, lost in his phone, “for the love of my life.”

    Svetlana’s eyebrows jump up. “Excuse me?”

    Or, Ilya just wants a break. Shane just wants a coffee. Somehow, they find each other.

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    15 May 2026

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    “Ilya, congratulations on making the Canadian Olympic team! Is this the kind of moment that makes you realize you're truly Canadian now?”

    “I am proud to represent my new country, but I have felt Canadian for very long time.” Ilya leaned in closer to the microphone as he spoke firmly. “Even while I was permanent resident, I knew I had become true Canadian when I was no longer surprised at Tim Hortons getting my order wrong.”

    His mom was going to kill Ilya, because they were never getting another Tim Hortons brand deal.

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    18 Apr 2026

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    Shane gets a tattoo. Ilya maybe loses his mind about it, a little.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    Shanehollanderhockeyplayer wants to send you a message.

    The notification pops up on Ilya's phone while he's laying on his couch, scrolling TikTok. It’s an Instagram DM, and when he taps on it, he’s asked if he wants to block or accept the message. The thing is, Ilya receives plenty of DMs from randos daily. As an up and coming actor whose breakout role in a queer hockey romance swept the internet by storm, his DMs have been flooded lately. But this one stands out because of the hockey player part.

    A hockey player in his DMs is just too good. It specifically being Shane Hollander, Canada’s golden boy, makes it even more delicious.

    OR, Ilya stars in a gay hockey rom com. Hockey player Shane slides into his DMs.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    20 Mar 2026