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    Technically, no one could accuse Lance of not telling anyone on the team that he was housing a cosmic deity if he didn’t know either.

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    Future Prom King, student body president, and all around hottie Lance McClain is abducted from his home in Arizona in 1997.

    He is found decades later in the clearance section of an Earth paraphernalia store by the Paladins of Voltron.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Originally thought this concept was dark yet kinda funny… I realized I was mistaken as my eyes started to dampen the more I read

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    “But I want a mate.”

    “Well, you haven’t exactly done a whole lot of looking!” Rachel snarls, reaching forward and shoving him bodily into the sand. He fumbles uselessly, not nearly as graceful and tactile in this form. It’s worse when she leans over him, eyes wide and frenzied as she glares down at him, trembling with poorly-concealed hurt and anger. “Lower your expectations, you idiot! If you want a mate, you have to be willing to find one, to let one find you. After all, they aren’t gonna swoop down from the sky and sweep you off your feet like your firewing boyfriend did.”

    “Leave Keith out of this!”

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    “Do you have a deathwish?” The phoenix answers him with a question this time, apparently intent on dodging the question about its name. Maybe it’s for the best, Lance’s mama always warned him that he tended to get attached to things once he’d named them. He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath.

    He isn’t going to get attached this time.

    Making sure that he’s still holding the phoenix’s attention, he reaches down and pushes his cloak aside, then lifts his shirt. There, bright red and ugly against his hip, are three long slashes. They aren’t scars, they aren’t healed in the slightest, they’re still red and open wounds. They don’t hurt, not in the physical sense, but Lance can’t help the repulsion he feels whenever he looks at them.

    “Not a deathwish, a death sentence.”

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    The stories of the Indian Ocean Kingdom and Panthalassa have haunted the kingdom since the reign of Pearl Princess Sara. A ban against human/mer relationships has been placed on the kingdom, but like the sea, when has a mer ever listened to rules? Keith broke enough of them sneaking out of the kingdom to go follow surfers under their boards, but when a Panthalassa weapon threatens to hurt Keith in more ways than just physical, he leaves to join a banished mer on land. He was expecting to just hide away until he can get answers, not to meet a human who would make him feel as safe as he did in the sea’s arms. But wasn't finding the unexpected as fun as not following rules?

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    27 Jun 2026

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