Jakey_kun
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How to Become a Gentleperson: A guide by Jake English (a.k.a How to make society fall for you) (a.k.a a.k.a. Dirk does not love Jake English) by Jakey_kun
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Jun 2017
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When wooing that certain special someone, you must be sure to follow these steps. In no time at all, the ladies, gentleman, and Na’vi will be falling at your (sophisticated) feet.
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Coffee Shop Au wherein Jake likes Dirk, and watches him from across the room.
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Once Upon a Time, there was a man who lived in a forest by a village. Whenever he strolled out of his den, the other animals cowered in fear at his immense size and malevolent atmosphere. From his head to his paws, he was 100% predatory machine. His eyes glowed even in the light, vibrant green and steely. His canines extended to the point of fangs, sharp and luminescent. His jaw, angular and chiseled. His torso and shoulders, sculpted and strong from hunting and capturing meals. At his full height, he stands about 6 feet tall, and not an inch was made up of fat. He had a glare dark enough to make even the village butcher turn tail and run. He kept away from the other villagers, and had a tendency to act animalistic, even in the simplest of situations. Because of this, he was known as the Big Bad Wolf.
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Aiming the treat at his chest, you can’t help but blush at your close proximity.
“Show me.”
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I'll Protect you, I Swear (Alternate title: "Don't ever let me go") by Jakey_kun
Fandoms: Homestuck
20 Aug 2015
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She looks tired. Sapped of energy, her normally exuberant face drooping at the corners, like a worn puppet with no strings.
Jake runs over grabbing her leg and resting his head on her hip, voice muffled by her clothing, “Why don’t we just fight him?”She hugs his shoulders, exhaustion seeping from her every pore, “Because sometimes, my love, fighting will never be enough.”
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“Oh.” The man blinks a couple times, surprised, and looks around at the mess again. “…You live like this?”
The amount of raw sympathy in his voice is, frankly, insulting. “Why are you in my bedroom in the middle of the night?”
“Oh, I was going to rob you,” the man replies easily. He winces at the mess around him once more. “I, uh, kind of thought you were already hit, and I didn’t want to make things worse for you, y’know?”
“Get out.”
(( or: kenma gets visited by a stupidly considerate thief, who won't stop visiting him ))
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'He was supposed to ask Suga for his number or ask if he was busy next Friday night and if he was interested in seeing a movie or something. Instead, he said in a slightly cracking and not at all calm voice, “I think I lost my kids.”'
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that fic where babysitter no. 1 Daichi loses three kids in the city, gets into a bunch of shenanigans, and tries to ask Suga on a date.
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'Iwaizumi finds a lacy pair of panties hanging on the banister when he enters the foyer with coffee, donuts, and files balancing on his forearms. He prays to God that it isn’t his boss’s.'
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Iwaizumi Hajime's official title is 'Assistant to Oikawa Tooru, CEO and Founder of Aoba Johsai Enterprises'. It is not 'Supersuit Tester/Friendly Ear to Stressed Scientists/Babysitter of a Nineteen-Year Old Wall Crawler/Sugawara Koushi's Eyes and Ears/Official Merc Bouncer/Unwilling Person that Stumbles Upon a Plot involving Enhanced Children'. Really, he deserves a pay raise.
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Bookmarked by Jakey_kun
05 Apr 2017
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love. will always love. dude, I don't even know anything about marvel. I still loved this.
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Harry tells Draco all about the "I mistook your son for you from behind" situation.
I suggest you read the first story of the series - "Wrong Malfoy, Mr. Potter" before reading this one.
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- Part 2 of Like Father, Like Son
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In 1979, Marco, a shy University student, has his first date with another guy. He's unsure of his own appeal, but determined to begin living life on his own terms. He ventures downtown to the Red Door Supper Club, and his evening takes an unexpected turn when his date is late...and a young tradesman doing repairs at the Club is more than happy to occupy his time.