Jay_The_Jester
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Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Do No Evil. by Jay_The_Jester
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
21 Oct 2025
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This is supposed to be more serious. This one is my actual first ever fanfic on Ao3, besides the joke one.
SUMMARY; Protagonist, lonely! What's this? Three men, but two with traumatic events?! What a day to be alive!... Not really, it's hell on earth with everything going on. And one just drinks, so that's gonna be a fun chapter to write.
Author has no clue what he's doing, but goddamnit, slow burn of different POVs. Each chapter will be one of the four characters I have selected to write about! Enjoy this weird little feast.
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[Scollaceolie] Puzzle piece (2024 note: This was a joke ship experiment.) by Jay_The_Jester
Fandoms: Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types
18 Apr 2024
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We all think of such things, love was one of them. Ramona and Scott had each other but Wallace? Well, he did have Mobile but the two did feel as if a piece was missing. While the love at hand with Ramona and Scott remained as a finished puzzle, Wallace and Mobile just couldn't find the remaining piece to their's. (This merely an au-) (2024 note: this was supposed to be a joke experiment to see how people reacted.. But, uh.. Thanks for the Kudos?-)
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- English
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- 704
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
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Year of the OTP, February: Multiple penetration
"Edgar is an obsessive-compulsive man who has rigidly conceptualized himself as straight his entire life. And now he has two dicks in his ass. This was never not going to be uncomfortable."
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- Part 3 of Year of the OTP 2025 Master List
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What if your French girlfriend broke up with you almost twenty years ago and moved to a different country, but you also moved to that country and unknowingly became coworkers? And your ex-girlfriend was actually your ex-boyfriend?
And what if I posted a 40,000 word story all at once while eating an entire carton of goldfish crackers? What then?
Bookmarked by Jay_The_Jester
12 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
The book reminds me of Hot cocoa and marshmallows melting in the steaming hot chocolate. There's a cold breeze warning us on angst, as the snow falls to simply announce the tears that shall fall! All of what was once cold, turned into a richly sweet relationship. Joe to be the Candy Cane, stirring the hot cocoa full of held back emotions, trying to hide the sweet with a peppermint taste. Kaiser to be the marshmallows, he stays until melted, his heart yearns for the same sweetness he now simply melts for, within the hot cocoa.
Nobody wished for plain hot chocolate, nobody wanted the marshmallows and candy cane to become separated. Yet, it's the warm of each other's hot cocoa that brings each sweetness back, no longer hiding behind a minty taste. Joe to stir like a dance in such warmth, Kaiser to melt into the warmth of Joe's touch.
Beautiful story btw.
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Nathan gets a new hobby.
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- Part 1 of HALCYON
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16 Apr 2026
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Murderface is wound-up. Fuck that, he's horny as shit. He can't even think straight. After an entire masturbation-free month, spent far from society in the deepest depths of the ocean, the ONLY thing on his mind is satisfaction. He's in no state to think about his shitty side-band, let alone put any amount of energy into it. His producer, Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler, is not of the same mindset. But, when a favour between friends turns into something much deeper, the two realise they may have more in common than initially suspected.
Basically, Dick and Willy explore themselves and each other, literally and figuratively.
Bookmarked by Jay_The_Jester
13 Apr 2026
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William Murderface ran away from home at the fresh age of 17 and had never found a place for himself. He had learned early on that life was nothing more than a curse, meant to chew him up and spit him out. So what happens when he meets Toki Wartooth, a man so full of love and joy that he breaks down everything William was taught to know. Maybe life is worth living if he's afforded this little bit of kindness from a man he has known unlike any other.
Bookmarked by Jay_The_Jester
04 Apr 2026