Karali
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“It is the worst day of my life,” Ilya declares, throwing himself dramatically onto one of the kitchen stools. “I went to go get lunch at Russian place I like, the one with lamb pelmeni? They had sign on the door. They are closing. Forever.”
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Or: Ilya’s favorite Russian restaurant in Ottawa is going out of business. There is only one thing Shane “Mr. Real Estate” Hollander can do.
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- Part 4 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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24 Jun 2026
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Ilya is sipping a cappuccino and watching Shane do very perverted yoga when he realizes that he doesn’t want to die.
It’s a dumb series of thoughts. He sees Shane bend over, neatly folding himself into a hunchback as his hands flatten by his feet, and Ilya thinks, I bet he’s going to love it when we’re old and grey and he can outrace me with my stupid hip replacement. And then he realizes that not only does he anticipate being old and grey enough to need a hip replacement, but that he actually wants to get there.
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Or: the existential crisis that happens when you’ve been depressed your whole life and then realize, suddenly, in your thirties, that you’re happy enough with your life that you no longer want to die.
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- Part 8 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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24 Jun 2026
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Ilya cannot help the wide smile that breaks out across his face. "You ran here," he says, reaching out to smooth Shane's rumpled clothes, fingers working the chewed-up hoodie string free from his mouth while he sits very still and watches Ilya with wide eyes. "Across many states and up four flights of stairs—where are your grandma candies?—to ask if I have secret baby.”
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24 Jun 2026
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take it from the top of the morning by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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It takes living through four iterations of the exact same day for Shane to think, okay. Maybe this doesn’t have anything to do with hockey.
In his defense, it’s not like time loops come with a manual.
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- Part 14 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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23 Jun 2026
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Happy Birthday, Ilya by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!
Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!
Barrett: Happy birthday!!
Dykstra: It’s your birthday!
Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️
Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.
Bood: Okay. Well.
Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?
Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.
Barrett: Oh, goody.
Ilya: My husband.
Ilya: Shane Hollander.
Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
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15 Jun 2026