Kelt9b
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Dean Winchester was a respected member of the equity analytics team.
He was professional.
Professional enough to ignore the fact that he wanted to fuck his coworker.
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Castiel had bought the stamps with good intentions. He’d thought they might be a gentle counterbalance to the occasional academic brutality of his feedback. A harmless gesture. Encouragement. Positive reinforcement.
Apparently, they’re multipurpose.
Castiel smiles, teeth catching behind his lips. “You’ll get another stamp if you ask nicely.”
Dean exhales, eyes fluttering shut. “Fuck.”
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Dean grumbles under his breath and frowns down at the bowl. It’s not even packed yet, but the stubborn ritual is already wearing on him. He stares at it for a long second, then looks up slowly, an idea flickering to life in his head. It's either brilliant or utterly reckless. Probably both.
“How about this,” he says, turning toward Cas. “You take the hit… and then, uh. Secondhand it to me.”
Cas tilts his head. “You want me to shotgun it?”
Dean shrugs, feigning nonchalance while his heart beats out a frantic rhythm beneath his ribs. “Sure. Whatever. Sharing is caring, right?”
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Cas is back from the Empty, and Dean knows how to be grateful.
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24 May 2026
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The earth doesn’t crumble under his feet. The stars stay in the sky, and nothing ends at all. And Dean Winchester is happy.
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It'd be so silly if Dean got caught under the mistletoe w Cas! ha ha! It certainly wouldn't lead him to an intense and nearly instant unraveling of the self, exposing his most closely kept desires!!! it's just some silly christmas smut : )
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21 May 2026
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It's only half month of the year but best Christmas fic ever!!!
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As he stared down into the lumpy grey goop that was his evening rations, he contemplated whether it was really worth it.
They’d come a very long way just for Grace to give up and die at the last hurdle, both physically and emotionally. The Tau Ceti system was a long, long way away now, and Grace had faced not one but two highly emotional suicide missions. Three, if you counted the time before he was given a military grade roofie and hucked into space without his memories.
Rocky and Grace make it back to Erid! Huzzah!
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
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Bookmarked by Kelt9b
17 Apr 2026
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This is so perfect. I very much like submissive and pathetic Grace, and dom Rocky AHHJHHHH.
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As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.
What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?
(It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)
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24 Mar 2026
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Oh my fucking god I can't I can't this is too fucking good