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    rpfactorfiction

    Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.


    So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.

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    08 May 2026

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    Ilya sees ghosts, Shane's fine with it. It doesn't come up that often.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    It's not something that they ever talk about. They don't need to acknowledge it, and no one else ever needs to know. Or, no one else needs to know until suddenly Shane is in the hospital and no one will let Ilya see him.

    (Ilya and Shane are soulmates. It doesn't change everything, but it changes enough.)

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Ilya's still revelling in the final aftershocks of pleasure, milking it, fucking his cum as deep into Shane as biology's restrictions allow him, when he notices it—the helpless, tiny bucks of Shane's hips.

    He watches them work, enthralled. Then lays his hands on them, feels the movement until it stutters to a halt, like Shane finally realises he's doing something he's not supposed to.

    or, Ilya sees Shane hump the bed, gets ridiculously fixated on it and then gets fucked about it too

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    07 Mar 2026

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