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She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”“Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”
Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”
“Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.
[ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]
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04 Jun 2026
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On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.
Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…
For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.
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20 May 2026
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Voldemort won the war. Harry Potter is dead
The wizarding world is ruled by blood and fear, while a plague, one Voldemort himself unleashed, devours the Muggle world beyond it.
Hermione Granger survives because she is claimed.
Draco Malfoy meant to use her brilliance to save a dying world. Instead, she is given to Lestrange.Denied that choice, Draco becomes her protector, determined to keep her alive long enough to stop a catastrophe Voldemort is content to watch burn.
This is not a story where love saves them.
It damns them together.Expect:
• Touch-starved romance
• Forced proximity
• Protective Draco
• A love that costs everything- Language:
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15 May 2026
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Tensions are high. People are remembering how much they used to hate each other. A masquerade ball will keep things calm.
It won't leave Hermione frantically trying to cover up the fact she's slept with her worst enemy.
It won't mean she now sees Draco Malfoy in a different light than she did before.
It definitely won't make things awkward now that she might be his boss.
It won't. It won't.A masquerade ball is a great idea.
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18 Apr 2026
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Immaculate Misconception by malfoyesque for ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Hermione’s husband wants an heir, but he can’t get her pregnant.
Draco Malfoy's blood curse has him desperate to get someone pregnant, but doesn’t want a legitimate heir.
It’s a match made in heaven, and nothing at all is going to go wrong.
Nothing.
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All.—————————————————————
Malfoy let his head fall back, closing his eyes as he took a deep breath from the ceiling.
“You are a woman of child-bearing age. You are looking to become pregnant. And you have told me that your husband has failed to make that happen. It is being triggered right now and it’s being triggered by you.”
His eyes flicked quickly over her body, before stopping himself.
“And from the moment you stepped foot in my house, I have been so fucking hard I can’t feel my toes.”Series
- Part 1 of Immaculate Misconception Universe
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11 Apr 2026