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Crowley groaned and wished he had popcorn to throw at his television. God, he hated vampire movies. He wasn’t sure why he even watched them, some morbid mix of professional curiosity and hope that maybe this time the vampire wouldn’t be some gross, blood drenched sex demon. Vampires were always such messy eaters in these films. Had they never heard of table manners? Simply drinking a goblet of blood inevitably ended up with blood running down over the vampire’s chin. As if to prove his point to himself, he lifted his own glass of Cabernet Sauvignon mixed with O-negative and took a drink, not spilling a drop.
Still, he’d take the messy eating trope over ‘this human smells so appetizing I must have sex with them.’ Like a human wanting to give their cheeseburger a shag. Bloody ridiculous.
Well. Mostly. Crowley had seen Aziraphale eat, after all. And there had been more than one occasion he’d been jealous of the way Aziraphale moaned around a bite of rare Wagyu tenderloin or steak tartare, wondering if Aziraphale would moan like that with his mouth pressed open to the taste of Crowley’s skin.
Of course, he didn’t have to wonder anymore, he knew. And Aziraphale found Crowley delicious.
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29 Nov 2023
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Luigi and the Beast by DracotheDeathEatingCupcake
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms
10 Feb 2025
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Luigi is a simple man who lives a simple life. Every day is the same as the last, with nothing ever happening that changes the status quo. While some may think his life is boring, Luigi enjoys it well enough, relishing in the simple monotony, not needing endless adventure and excitement to make his life have meaning.
Unfortunately, everything changes when he gets the news that his beloved brother, Mario, has been kidnapped by a fearsome beast in a far off kingdom that he’s never heard of before. To make matters worse, in his endeavor to save his brother, he ends up making a deal with the beast where he has to stay as a prisoner in his brother’s place. Will he be able to survive his captivity in the castle of a beastly king? Or will he find that maybe there is more to life than simplicity, and that sometimes the best things in life require a little risk?
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