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    “Like hell you do,” Zanka snapped back, scraping together what little fight he had left.

    Jabber’s eyes flared a vivid magenta. He let out a low, shallow hum, the sound echoing off the narrow walls as his head tipped only slightly to the side. That was never a good sign. He was scheming. Plotting. You could always tell when he got quiet like this, a grin tugging lazy and sharp at the corner of his mouth, eyes locked on like he’d already placed a silent bet.

    “Sure ’bout that?” Jabber purred. Zanka didn’t know what shit he was about to pull. Only that whatever it was, he was not going to enjoy it one bit.

    Or,

    Their arrangement should have been straightforward: meet up, fuck, and part ways. No feelings, no strings attached. Meeting in secret every couple of months has its ups and downs. Especially when unwanted emotions get thrown into the mix, and the sex gets messy in more ways than one.

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    31 May 2026

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    Zanka Wonger is settling into everyday life with his new husband, but as their bond deepens, his growing love is overshadowed by a lingering sense of unworthiness. When a summon from his family arrives, those doubts begin to spiral, threatening both his peace and the relationship he’s still learning to adapt.

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    30 May 2026

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    Jabber and Zanka being freaky asf

    (Jabber is 23 and Zanka is 22, based on a timeline I've personally come up with. This is in the future for Janka's life. I really wanna plan a fic to expand upon it)

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    30 May 2026

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    Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
     
    And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
     
    “On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.

    Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.

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    25 May 2026

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    Zanka was suddenly disguised as a girl before he even realized what was going on. One second he’s walking into a briefing, the next he’s in a wig, lashes, and signed up to fight in an underground boxing tournament.
    That’s not even the worst part.

    Because somehow —somehow— he looks good. Like, really good.

    And as it turns out, his rival Jabber would agree.

    Now Zanka’s juggling a top-secret mission, a bunch of fighters trying to knock his head off, and one very confusing rival who keeps praising Zanka.. with.. Zanka.

     

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    Zanka goes undercover as a girl and Jabber sees him

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    23 May 2026