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    It's been three years since all memory of Peter Parker has been erased from existence. Peter has been keeping his head down, going to college, working and being Spider-man. He doesn't realize just how much he lost until Deadpool comes along and reminds him of everything he's been missing.

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    24 Apr 2024

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    god tier

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    "Just a couple of dudes being guys." / "Just a couple of guys being dudes." / "Just a couple of dudes being gay." / "Show me your dick, Webs."

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    24 Mar 2024

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    "Maybe," Peter thought, "I can make a life here."
    Hence the tears and the guilt and the grief, because was Peter allowed to move on? Was he allowed to… to leave it all behind? Leave all the bad things in the past?
    Peter was "The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!" after all, and wasn’t he letting Queens - his people - down if he didn’t fight tooth and nail to get back to them?
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    Peter's tired. He's so tired, and he doesn't know what to do, but maybe things will get better.
    (They do.)
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    Spider-Man: Finally Home
    technically inspired by Dark Matter by mysterycyclone but really only the "Peter in the DC Universe" part

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    24 Mar 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    Wade is just blowing up an Artifact of Doom. What could go wrong?

    When Peter tries to take away Wade's grenade, his Spidey-sense has him jerk away from the explosion, and he smashes his head into a brick building in the process. Injured and stunned he drops into the alley below.

    Wade steps in to help and gets way more than he bargained for!

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    21 Mar 2024

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    “Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”

    “It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’

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    Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~

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    21 Mar 2024