LavaLlama
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I blurted, "Bots can get married on Preservation."
Suddenly, I had 84% of ART's attention. It had been sitting at 62% so the sudden weight of it almost made me physically react. Almost.
"Then it is a shame my options for marital partners on Preservation are null."
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Happy Mother's Day, Dr. Mensah by LavaLlama
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
10 May 2026
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It's Mother's Day on Preservation.
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I had known for a long time that Preservation was a ridiculous place. When a compressed packet hit my feed from JollyBaby, one of the station hauler bots, I didn’t know that Preservation was going to prove even more ridiculous.
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Murderbot gets invited to a wedding and. is. confused.
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Murderbot thinks having friends is difficult. It has a good conversation with Dr. Mensah following the events of System Collapse.
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Drabble about Iris's family. It's not perfect, but it's hers.
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Bookmarked by LavaLlama
04 Jun 2026
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After ART briefly loses control of life support during an intimate moment with Murderbot, the two of them need to do damage control with the crew. But first, Murderbot needs to come out of the bathroom.
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- Part 2 of Interface Anomaly
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03 Jun 2026
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Set between Fugitive Telemetry and Network Effect, Murderbot inadvertently finds itself responsible for the welfare of a house full of children.
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30 May 2026
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“It is not your concern,” ART said. “They are no longer your clients.”
That was true. They weren’t my clients. But they used to be, and the thought of them going off by themselves to get chewed on by hostile fauna or whatever was doing funny things to my performance reliability.
I didn’t say that out loud, but ART knew I was thinking it anyway, because it’s a monster.
“For a construct that claims to hate its function, you are remarkably dedicated to it.” ART does this thing sometimes where it says something that sounds like a compliment but in such an obnoxious tone that it feels like an insult anyway.
“Fuck off, ART.”
“You fuck off.”
So, I decided to go on the survey.Several years after they met on RaviHyral, Tapan and her collective contact Murderbot with a job offer. As their security consultant on a planetary survey, Murderbot must contend with malfunctioning equipment, hostile fauna, and an overabundance of human emotion, all while maintaining its increasingly fragile disguise as an augmented human.
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29 May 2026
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"SecUnit, can you and Perihelion please just get a room!"
ART and Murderbot forget that other bots and constructs can perceive what they do on the feed.
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Bookmarked by LavaLlama
29 May 2026