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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Lol I love. How this author love to put Shane on stress it’s all very funny Roflcopter and the fact that on all of their works. Always. It’s. Enjoyable. I don’t dislike Hayden thou it’s just like on almost all other discs I have read I find it awkward but not on this one I lmao Like it’s all funny and I love the fact of the Reddit theories and stuff it’s right very good and. Shoutout. To in fanfic universe Reddit,ESPN,TNS,SPORTNET. TO SHANE TEAMMATES AND THE NEWS REPORTER THEY ALL MAKE ME LAUGHT 🫰