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    You really want Joel to give you a baby. You don’t really care what he has to say about it.

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    15 May 2026

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    Joel has watch duty with Jackson’s twenty-year old, smart-mouthed brat and gets more than he bargained for.

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    15 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    Vought scientists built a kill-switch into Homelander with the most state-of-the-art brainwashing techniques ever seen. And the best part? He doesn't even know it. Unfortunately, the files with the activation code were lost over time, leaving an invincible killing machine unchecked and unleashing him on the world. Not even Stan Edgar has the ability to control him.

    When Ashley Barrett stumbles across the folder while digitizing classified documents and certainly not snooping, she figures, 'what possible harm could a beige folder do to a god?' She writes it off as pseudoscience while at the same time memorizing the activation phrase 'just in case'.

    She never expected to have to use it. Not until now.

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    15 May 2026

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    Elizabeth Stewart was quite confident to announce that she was perfectly satisfied with her life. She went to a decent school, had decent friends, and most of all she knew how to have a good time.
    Elizabeth got exactly what she wanted. And despite how things may appear, she was exactly where she intended to be. A few mishaps down the road maybe- but hey, she made it.

    And as long as nobody brought up a certain world of magic she once knew, she most definitely wouldn't have another mental breakdown.

    If only he-who-Elizabeth-wasn't-allowed-to-think-about wasn't so determined to bring that world of magic to her.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    He’d changed.

    The expensive suit and watch were missing. Instead, he wore all black now. A long sleeve shirt, black slacks and black loafers. The black leather gloves were the only thing the same. This fact did nothing to calm my racing heart. Something told me the wardrobe change wasn’t a good sign.

    “Oh. You noticed,” Roman Sionis said as he walked closer. “Blood is… difficult to get out of linen, so I like to wear something a little more… forgiving when I’m working. Or playing.”

    He stalked up to me and grabbed my chin in an iron grip. Tilting my head this way and that, he hummed.

    Then smacked me right across the face.

    Right where Dylan had hit me earlier.

    My lip split again; the scab ripped away by the casual violence. I cried out and held my freshly throbbing face with both hands. Blood poured out of my mouth and I let it drip onto the floor between my bare feet.

    “You know what they say… do what you love and you’ll never really work a day in your life,” he intoned. A grotesque amount of glee in his voice. “You have a part to play now, doll.”

    I was really beginning to hate that word.

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    10 Feb 2026