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Oh, Fucking Hell by InhumaneActivities (Key_Holder)
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
11 Oct 2020
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Look, I’m not saying Tom’s totally gay for Tord. I’m just saying he wants Tord to fuck him. But Tom’s not gay. Nope.
edit: this has been done for like a year now but for newcomers, this isn't the best fic because i didn't know shit about sex when i started it, it improves a lot soon enough tho, and there are some questionable chapters that i would edit to make less questionable but they give me anxiety to the point of wanting to cry so no i am not touching those
also if you come from my other account that does not have straight porn on it, no, none of my ever fics will be like this ever again, i've come to the realization that i don't even LIKE writing smut so like
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15 Apr 2026
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(Link to Spotify playlist under chapter one notes.)
Thomas Thompson has been living a double life. One moment he is a normal man living with his friends, the next, he's a powerful underground Army leader set on one goal; complete world domination. However, when the stress of balancing both worlds becomes too great, he's forced to say goodbye to his two closest friends and his situationship with Tord Larkinson, his fuck buddy.
Ten years later, with the newest project--The Super Secret Weapon of Mass Destruction--failing to cooperate and Tom's stress levels on the rise, his subordinates urge him to retrieve the only other weapon on the same level as this; his giant robot. Unfinished and highly unstable, Tom is forced to move back into his friends house to work on the mecha in secret. While balancing the lies and cover up stories is hard enough, it is made even more challenging with Tord's suspicions of his return and the tension between the two. With the lies piling up and both men's feelings for one another growing stronger by the day, Tom wonders how long it will be before he's caught--or if he will crack under the pressure.- Language:
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14 Apr 2026
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the term 'forgive and forget' is not in our vocabulary, and thankfully, never will be by vacant_lot
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
09 May 2016
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Tom runs into Tord after three years of silence. He's reminded of why he hates his fucking guts.
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After an odd staring contest and the platform’s ambient noise going silent, Tom coughed, shoving his hands into his coat’s pockets and opening his mouth to speak.
“What the fuck?” he settled on.
“Ah, so eloquent.” Tord countered.
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12 Apr 2026
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The Ghost That's Haunting You by TimmyJaybird
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
17 Mar 2019
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Two months of silence never prepared Sherry for Jake to show up in the middle of the night, in the rain, at her front door. But nothing between them has ever been predictable, and she's just happy to see he hadn't faded away.
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07 Apr 2026