Lovesick_Batman



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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Clark knew what hiccups were. He understood how they worked, he could even see how the diaphragm reacted with his x-ray vision. It was nothing abnormal or strange.
    But when Batman got hiccups on a mission, Clark was stunned.
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    When Bruce was around someone he was into, he’d start hiccuping. It was deeply inconvenient.
    There hadn’t been any harm at least, that was until he started hiccuping relentlessly around Clark ‘Kal-el’ ‘Superman’ ‘Most beloved and lusted for man in Metropolis’ Kent.

     

    (Or; Bruce's body betrays him by hiccuping around his crush, and Clark loves humans.)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Chap 2

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Three years after Superman died in neural drift, the UN Pan-Pacific Defense Committee has finally found language cowardly enough to say what they've always meant: loving Clark Kent makes Bruce Wayne unfit for duty.

    They think they can regulate grief away through proper documentation.

    They think love is a security risk that can be managed through committee oversight.

    They think the strongest drift came from discipline rather than devotion.

    Bruce Wayne is about to make their institutional cowardice very, very expensive.

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    18 Jun 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    After an injury on patrol, Clark refuses to sleep with Bruce until he's "back to one hundred percent." Bad move. Bruce decides to show Clark exactly how petty Batman can be by enforcing a strict, agonizingly sexy "no touching the patient" rule for four straight days. Clark can handle the vacuum of space, but can he survive a smug, scantily-clad billionaire who refuses to be hugged?

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    Batman never makes time to socialize, so it’s been hard for the team to get to know him, and even harder to guess his secret identity. Clark is hopeful when Batman finally agrees to join them on an after-hours outing.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Chap 3