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• Chomps by Lowqualitysmartass

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  05 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Original Character(s)/Original Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Characters
  • Original Female Character(s) of Color
  • Original Female Human Character(s)
  • Original Male Human Character(s)
  • Cannibalism
  • Murder
  • Serial Killers
  • Psychopathology & Sociopathy
  • No Lesbians Die
  • Useless Lesbians
  • Blood and Torture
  • Gay Sex
  • Time Skips
  • Implied/Referenced Homophobia
  • Cannibal main character
  • Serial Killer Main Character
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • How Do I Tag
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Shit grammar probably

  Summary

  Lux is a cold calculating serial cannibal Ophelia is a new butcher in town a murderer. What could possibly go wrong?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,133

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  6

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  75

• The Farm (we fucked it up) by Lowqualitysmartass

  Fandoms: Original Work  

  • Mature
  • Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, M/M, Other
  • Work in Progress

  24 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Character/Original Character
  • Original Characters
  • Original Non-Human Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Original Female Character(s) of Color
  • Original Female Human Character(s)
  • Original Human Character(s)
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • The Author Regrets Everything
  • Threesome - F/F/F
  • Eventual Smut
  • Eventual Fluff
  • Eventual Romance
  • Bullying
  • Past Bullying
  • Character Death
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Graphic Description of Corpses
  • Fear of Death
  • Anxiety Attacks
  • Anxiety
  • References to Drugs
  • Drugs
  • Aphrodisiacs
  • Stabbing
  • Gay Male Character
  • Everyone Is Gay
  • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
  • Short Chapters
  • Sorry Not Sorry
  • Written on a Dare
  • Bad Spelling & Grammar
  • How Do I Tag
  • I'm Going to Hell
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • I Don't Even Know
  • I'm Sorry
  • I Tried
  • I'm Bad At Summaries
  • I Made Myself Cry
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • Swearing
  • British Character
  • Hopes dreams and children's screams
  • g!p original characters

  Summary

  The story of how three people fell in love, witnessed a corpse, farm shit, and edibles

  "I know you aren't worth the damn effort but shut the hell up buzz face n let me smooch ya! For fucks sake. Please I'm begging you Charlotte"

  "You know I'm not that easy you twat. You and that runt can fuck off dumb fuckin blokes"

   

  Tldr; furries fall in love, do edibles, and fuck but on a farm.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,408

  Chapters:

  6/?

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  1

  Hits:

  19