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All of Sanji's hopeless romanticism stems from the chivalry that Zeff drilled into him over the years. According to Zeff, ladies are to be wined, dined, and their wishes never to be declined. Sanji was a star pupil in that regard.
Even when he experiences rejection after rejection, Sanji isn't bothered — women don't owe him that. His respect is a gift, not a conditional exchange for romantic or sexual favors. But. Well. That doesn't change the fact that Sanji has never been kissed.
Not that he minds! Or is embarrassed in the slightest. It doesn't bother him, really — the topic doesn't surface much with his crew anyway. So Sanji really didn't think much of it. Wouldn't have thought much of it, truthfully.
Except.
Fucking Roronoa Zoro.
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Come de mí, come de mi carne. by sckmylightsaber
Fandoms: Corazón de Melón, My Candy Love
05 Apr 2026
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Después de que la obra de Caperucita Roja saliera con un absoluto éxito, Sofía planeaba ir hacia su hermano para preguntarle qué tal le había parecido. Sin embargo, un lobo hambriento decidió que ningún tonto cazador iba a arruinarle la cena.
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You’ve always had a habit of taking on problems that weren’t really yours to begin with. But this time, you think it might actually be for the best, especially since this particular situation gives you a chance to spend some time alone with Castiel, who seems more than eager to explain a few things you still don’t understand.
“Castiel, how does sex work?”
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“Having some guy tell me my tits aren’t big enough for him to bother really put a damper on the evening,” Sanji said bitterly. She rested her cheek in her hand, cigarette smoking between two fingers, and gusted out a sigh. “It’s not the first time it’s happened but it’s always really fucking annoying.”
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Sanji has small boobs. Zoro's a fan.
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Zoro is a cambion, which means he feeds on sexual energy. A small crew like the Strawhats, its not normally enough to keep a cambion satisfied, but Sanji happens to be an abnormally sexually driven cook so it usually works out okay for Zoro. At least, it works out alright until Sanji finds out that Zoro's been taking energy from him through his dreams.
For Sanji, he's trying to wade through the confusing mess of emotions for a certain marimo after a surprise kiss on the battle feild. It's not easy to do on a normal basis. It certainly isn't any easier when the man he has deeper feelings for is a cambion.
Then everyone learns how important it is to keep their local cambion fed, for if they don't, someone might get eaten. literally.