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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    Sansa has chronic TMJ pain.

    Sandor Clegane is a very large dentist with very capable hands.

    This, as it turns out, is a problem for them both.

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    04 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    A classic trope would dictate the superhero falling for the supervillain, but Nightingale takes a wrong turn somewhere along the way and gets tangled up with the supervillain's lackey instead.

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    15 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    SanSan, Modern A/U, Silly Fun: If you've ever asked yourself what would happen if Sandor came to clean Sansa's house naked, this fic holds the answer. Light hearted, flirty, and naughty its time to have a little bit of fun with these two and put them in a situation we won't soon forget.

    What kind of a woman calls a naked cleaner? Well Sansa, obviously. :-)

    Cooked up on Discord, we had some fun working on this.

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    15 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 87

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    A naughty lingerie party. A secret fantasy. When bad boy Sandor Clegane finds a slip of paper left over from the party, he is surprised to discover that he is his long-time adversary‘s, good girl Sansa Stark’s, secret fantasy.

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    15 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis

    Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
    Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
    Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
    Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.

    See where I'm going with this?

    GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot

    Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
    "Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
    "This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
    "What a total joyride this story is!"
    "The dialog in this story is A++"
    "This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
    "This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
    "I think I am addicted to this fic."
    "Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
    "You do sweet dirty perfectly"

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    13 Mar 2026