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Draco invites Hermione to sit on his lap and things get a little messy.
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Rolled Sleeves Agenda: ‘nuf said.
Or: Draco rolls up his sleeves and Hermione cannot deal. Sexual shenanigans ensue.
Now with my own fanart at the end!
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Hermione needs to refuel for round 2 (or 3 or 4).
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Reheated Rivalry by MalaScientia for subtlesuttle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Draco comes home to find Hermione and Theo watching what appears at first to be a quite questionable television show. After very little urging on their part, Draco agrees to watch it with them.
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A birthday ficlet for one of the best gifts fandom has given me ❤️ -
Down and Dirty in the Greenhouse by MalaScientia for chaosbarbie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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“Perhaps you’d benefit from some time in the greenhouse to clear your head.”
Ginny pondered his suggestion for a moment. Her mum had always touted the therapeutic effect of gardening, but she had assumed it was more of a pretense to have her children help out around the Burrow.
“I think I’d like that, Neville. I’m fairly free whenever.”
“Perfect. What do you say we go and get dirty right now?”
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Neville offers Ginny some therapeutic release in the greenhouse.Spoiler: It's actually fucking.
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[podfic] BIRDS?!? by daddy_dearest (dearest_restless) for MalaScientia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2026
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There it sat, unoccupied and innocuous. No one had said it was off-limits, but there was something vaguely threatening about the device. It emitted an unnatural glow and there seemed to be a strange sound coming from its general vicinity.
“I’m going to do it,” Theo announced, eyeing up the empty desk. From beside him came an incredulous scoff.
“Sure you will,” Draco intoned, raising his brow in challenge.
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If you've never before considered how many names of birds could otherwise lead to porn, consider this crack fic an edifying experience.
Podfic of BIRDS?!? by MalaScientia
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09 May 2026
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My silliest and most favorite work somehow took on a newer, more amazing life.