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Human AU – Pre-Cannon
Alastor is a well-known serial killer, known as “The Bayou Butcher”. After a particularly gruesome kill, he spies someone following him. When he sees it is a young lady, he can’t bring himself to kill her. At least, not yet. He knocks her out and ties her up in his murder basement, trying to decide what to do with her.
*Alastor's name will not be used until chapter 7*
Inspired by: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wksm4hSf0Tw&t=12s
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06 Feb 2026
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Alastor doesn’t believe sex can feel all that great for the ones being fucked. You offer to educate him on the matter with a little hands on learning. Everyone wins.
「Warnings/Promises: Alastor x PussyHaving!Reader (has pussy and is called girl but I mean…I don’t know their business), casual virginity loss, non-sexually repulsed alastor, insulting but highly accurate bowling ball analogy, cervix smooches, creampie because dessert is a necessity, friends with questionable benefits, missionary position, science???, almost fingering, thumb (Singular), empty death threats, saliva as lube」
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07 Dec 2025
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You & Me for the worst eternity to come by NotafraidtoSimp
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
30 May 2026
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Forced into an arranged marriage with Alastor, you end up finding out the well-known charming radio host is not what you had imagined. Other from his mother, his work, and his narcissistic ego, Alastor never gave much thought to other things. This includes your needs, dreams and concerns, as long as it did not interfere in his life. That is, of course, until he realizes you're getting out of hand and in need of a reminder of why marriage should be respected at all costs.
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24 Nov 2025
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Everyone's heard of making a deal with the devil for fame and fortune...now what if you were that devil?
You’re the charismatic CEO of the go-to marketing agency in Pride after deciding to take your afterlife into your own hands. You took on fellow overlords as clients, shot lowly sinners to stardom, monopolized the Pride Ring’s advertisement property, and even gained attention in other rings. You have a real talent, and a silver tongue that raised you to the top so you could have it all.
Alastor was tasked to help make a commercial for the Hazbin Hotel, amongst other things to get the hotel up and running. That's when you caught his attention- but what happens when he learns that there’s more to you than meets the eye?
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24 Nov 2025
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Valentino receives a commission from a most generous client. In a stroke of serendipitous fortune, he discovers the perfect little gem to sate the client’s darkest, most carnal desires, a sweet, innocent maiden, untainted and ripe for the plucking.
And it so happens Alastor ends up with a new soul under his belt, who just so happens to capture the attention of the king of hell. In this vicious game of tug of war, who wins? Will the hotel crew learn of Alastor’s twisted deal? How will the girl utilise the perks?
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08 Nov 2025