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The Ranch by sixbynine
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Dec 2024
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18 Dec 2024
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It's perhaps terrible that this came to happen, but Aziraphale can't help to have fallen head over heels in love with the Nanny, Crowley.
When Aziraphale's son goes to summer camp, leaving him to share a space with Crowley, he almost despairs. Luckily for him, she's also going away, otherwise he fears the week would have been unbearable.
Because, she is leaving... Isn't she?
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- Part 7 of Love Isn't An Accident
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a little bit closer till we collide by nobirdstofly
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2024
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Crowley's collected a number of sex toys over the ages. Aziraphale has a specific request (or two).
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- Part 2 of the only one who resonates
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16 Jun 2024
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“It’s a nice idea,” Crowley chirped, grinning a little wider and making the butterflies in Aziraphale’s stomach flutter a little harder. “Except for the part where, you know, monsters aren’t real.”
Aziraphale smiled with tightly shut lips, hiding the fangs that grew involuntarily sharper behind them. “Of course,” he hurried out with a polite laugh. “Speaking hypothetically, that is.”
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AZIRAPHALE'S A VAMPIRE AND CROWLEY IS A VAMPIRE HUNTER. ENSUE PINING 👏
- Language:
- English
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- 27,657
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
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- 446
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20 May 2024
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Post-S1 indulgence. Sometimes when you’re just getting started, a little calibration is required.
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“Do you want to sit in my lap?”Time screeched to a halt.
“Yes,” Aziraphale said, going still.
Crowley grinned. “Do you want to go back to my flat first?”
And time went wild.
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- English
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- 10,972
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- 3/3
- Comments:
- 238
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19 May 2024
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Old Vines by sevdrag (seventhe)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Mar 2021
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A.Z. Fell, one of the most respected names in wine and food blogging, has been sent on assignment with his assistant Warlock Dowling to spend six months in California Wine Country. Under direction (by his boss, Gabriel) to use this experience to double his blog followers and write a novel, Aziraphale is both excited and anxious about the opportunity.
Anthony J. Crowley is the owner and viticulturalist of Ecdyses, a winery that unexpectedly fell into his lap eleven years ago when he hit rock bottom. He may be in debt, yeah, but he’s paying off his loans — and despite pressure from his lenders and their team of inspectors, Crowley has found a kind of contentment tending his little corner of terroir and producing extraordinary wine. Crowley’s old vines are the heart of his vineyard, and he’s never let anyone in.
Crowley finds Aziraphale intriguing; Aziraphale finds Crowley enthralling. Turns out a famous wine expert and an experienced viticulturalist can still learn things from each other. The summer of 2019 unfolds.
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- Part 1 of Ecdyses (The Old Vines universe)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 189,706
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 17
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- 3,260
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19 May 2024
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Comfort Me with Apples: For I Am Sick of Love by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2024
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"You know what this is?" he asks, somehow doubtful and hopeful at the same time.
"Course I do! You're just a little randy. Quick spot of onanism will fix you right up," he says with what is possibly too much confidence for someone who's never directly experienced either thing, but Aziraphale seems like he needs to borrow a whole heap of confidence at the moment.
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A pair of ineffable, Eden-era turbo virgins get exposed to sex pollen.
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- English
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- 16,934
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 65
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15 May 2024
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litany in which certain things are crossed out by Ayes for ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
02 Apr 2024
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A beaten-down Aziraphale opens a bakery in the small town of Tadfield, where he finds an all-night greasy spoon and one fallen Crowley, who is making amends through various and increasingly ridiculous means of community service. Features an inexperienced!Aziraphale, Crowley the town ne’er-do-well, and Crowley’s self-appointed protector, young Adam. Human AU.
All quotations are from Richard Siken’s earth-shattering collections of poetry, Crush and War of the Foxes.
cw/tw: brief mentions of fatphobia; homophobia; religious oppression; miscarriage; self-hatred; background character death; drug addiction; foster care; past animal abuse… all referenced and not actively happening in the story, but sad beginnings that are addressed in order to make room for happy endings.
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09 Apr 2024
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and now all of my garden is grown in lavender by ilikeblue for the_moonmoth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Apr 2024
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Popular queer romance author, A.Z. Fell, has been lying about having a husband and a happy marriage for years. Longing to escape a string of failed relationships and looking for a fresh start, Aziraphale moves into the cottage left to him by his Great Aunt Agnes. When a TV adaptation of one of his books leads to sudden popularity and throws him into the limelight, his fans (and the press) are eager to catch a glimpse of Aziraphale's own mysterious leading man. Unfortunately, he still has to cast someone for that role. Enter the handsome gardener…
Under Crowley's meticulous care the cottage's neglected garden slowly comes back to life, and Aziraphale finds himself writing the most important love story he'll ever write: his own
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- English
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- 14/14
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07 Apr 2024
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The idea, this time, was Aziraphale’s. Fitting, since the mission, this time, had been Aziraphale’s. They had always been two sides of the very same coin, and where Crowley had been tasked with delivering the Antichrist, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale was to deliver—
“Christ!?”
“Are you clarifying, or merely blaspheming?”
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- Part 1 of hand in ineffable hand
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05 Apr 2024
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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- English
- Words:
- 95,505
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 5,677
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- 16,480
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25 Mar 2024
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Father Aziraphale Fell is a haunted priest who has kindled a tentative friendship with landscape designer and gardener Anthony Crowley, who has been tending to his church’s neglected gardens— and that friendship has been mingled with a growing desire and longing since they met.
When the tantalising gardener offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t exactly fruitful, Aziraphale offers to help him. Crowley, in response, jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what he meant, but Aziraphale is full of many, many surprises.
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- Part 1 of Vine Slips
- Part 1 of A Labyrinth of Labyrinths
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 184,554
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 3
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- 2,143
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- 2,382
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11 Mar 2024
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Above all, Aziraphale had taken the keenest liking to the taste of Crowley’s cunt. Though, ‘liking’ was not a strong enough word - he adored it, craved it, was an absolute glutton for it. From the first touch of his tongue to those throbbing folds, he was insatiable, devouring Crowley like the starved creature he’d been before that fateful night in Job’s cellar. After all, he had certainly been hungry for more than just food.
Aziraphale enjoyed Crowley the same way he enjoyed a meal - ravenously.
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Of course, nothing made Crowley happier than watching his angel cum. His body would light up - sometimes literally - with a sort of pure, unadulterated joy, and the sounds he’d make then could rival the oeuvre of any composer in the known universe. But, Crowley had found it markedly difficult to resist his innate ophidian biology on the journey to said ecstasy - though frankly, he’d also discovered that indulging in it from time-to-time ultimately fostered a uniquely euphoric experience for them both.
Crowley’s a snake - he likes to play with his food.
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In which Aziraphale indulges in his favorite meal, then Crowley has a go at making his angel see stars.
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- Part 6 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,933
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 36
- Kudos:
- 419
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- 72
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- 7,891
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06 Mar 2024
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the only one who resonates by nobirdstofly
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2024
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- 2
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- 5
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04 Mar 2024
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The Shared Desk Dilemma by MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2024
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In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.
Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.A Good Omens Human AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,423
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 4
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- 1,238
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- 557
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- 32,652
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18 Feb 2024
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When Crowley opens the hotel room door and gets a full look at the dom he's hired, his first very uncharitable thought is that this is never going to work.
It's the beaming smile, the untidy mop of cherubic curls, the rather twee outfit. There's an overall aesthetic of a kindly, gay caricature from a vintage greeting card come to life, and nothing about that lines up with the sort of person Crowley's successfully gone under for before.
His second thought is that he knows a lot bloody better than to judge someone's ability to dominate him by looks alone, and that he's only being such a hypocritically judgmental dick because his anxiety's got him doomsdaying everything again—which is why he's hired someone to help him achieve his own version of meditation in the first place.
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Crowley's anxiety is interfering with his kink life so badly that he decides to hire a professional dom to help get him into subspace. It goes horribly until it goes absolutely amazing.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,115
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 157
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- 1,445
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- 327
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- 13,048
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11 Feb 2024
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Any Hole's a Goal by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Aug 2022
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Oh, if only Aziraphale were the two-dimensional service dispenser many of his patrons mistake him for. But alas, he is a victim of the common human malaise that is having a rich, complex inner life. Most relevant to his current predicament, in addition to being generally kindhearted, intelligent, and inclined to being helpful, Aziraphale is also a bit of a bastard. And, sometimes, he just wants to go apeshit.
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A bit of a bastard visits his favorite sex club looking for a fun bit of consensual non-consent, and an anonymous serpent is a fan of kabeshiri.
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- Part 1 of The Garden of Delights
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,890
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 70
- Kudos:
- 1,059
- Bookmarks:
- 102
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- 14,854
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03 Feb 2024
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Holy, holy, holy by pommedepersephone
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Dec 2023
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Inside the wrapping is a book. There is no text on the cover or spine, just a deep blue book cloth patterned with stars. He opens to the first page. It says:
Works of queer theology, curated and bound by A. Fell for Father A.J. Crowley in the Winter of 2023.
The volume ends with a poem. There is no attribution, but none is needed.
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28 Jan 2024
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The Milkman Cometh by lookitsstevie, summerofspock for NaroMoreau
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
23 Jan 2022
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Aziraphale has been going through the motions of his daily life, delivering orders, driving from place to place. Crowley changes all that. He just wishes she weren't married.
(The fact of the matter is she isn't.)
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Flirty redhead gets railed by milkman.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,923
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 76
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- 1,633
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- 251
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16 Jan 2024
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Filth. Pure filth. 10/10 no complaints, pass me a cigarette
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All My Heart Is Yours by FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 May 2022
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1847. Aziraphale Fell arrives at Eden Hall to take up his new position as tutor to the young heir. The house is enormous, remote, and its occupants rather strange — but none more so than its master, the ill-mannered but inconveniently handsome Mr Crowley.
Mr Crowley’s gaze lingered on him.
‘Now I see you in broad daylight, I can tell you’re no gentleman.’
Aziraphale bristled. He was wearing his best ensemble, and it was of fine enough quality, if a little rumpled from the luggage.
‘Whereas you certainly look the part, even if your manners suggest otherwise.’
A Victorian human AU loosely inspired by Jane Eyre, but with 50% less angst and 100% less spousal incarceration.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 63,810
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 4
- Comments:
- 1,485
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- 2,287
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- 502
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- 39,748
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09 Jan 2024
