Megalo_X

You are not ready for HIM



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  2. Summary

    A collection of short, Calamity mod stories I thought would be uniquie/interesting to tell. They have a passing conncection to my main fic

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    A lot of people see working as a Clerk at Lobotomy Corporation as a guaranteed death sentence. What exactly are you supposed to do against the terrifying monsters within the facility with a handgun and a suit? My colleagues had an answer for that.

    "Pray for help or save a bullet for yourself."

    I'm not so sure why they're so negative about this gig, nothing bad has happened to me ever since I started working here! It's been damn near smooth sailing!

    Can't say the same for some of my coworkers though...

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    04 Feb 2025

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    Ch 41

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    '"Welcome to Lobotomy Corporation"

    Really? Of all places his unlucky ass could get isekai'd to, the universe decided 'Fuck this guy in particular' and sent him to The City?

    Well, at least he knew a good amount about Project Moon, surely he could use that, right? Besides, X was one of the safer characters to be a stand in for; at least he's not a clerk. What could possibly go wrong?'

    [In other words, why you should never (or maybe always) hire people with 'foresight' as the manager for your shady corporation]

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    17 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    winoblio is so cool he lent me his bugatti once (ch 6)

  3. Rec 41

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    The plan was perfect! And yet Father himself unknowingly foiled it...

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    09 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love peak bloodfiend content. I simply must make out with the author sloppy style

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    Jia Yihua finds he's not quite right. Infact, he's not Yihua at all! Some poor sod's been shoved into the body of this extra-side character like some trashy webtoon, and now it's up to him and some poor circumstances to 'Fix Hongyuan'. Sounds easy, right? Well unfortunately, the shitty family that is the Jia Clan and its branches end up effecting him more than he first thought, for better and worse.

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    07 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love Tged