Mooncactus
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set after UTE. Valkyrie and Skulduggery get locked in an office, which is totally safe and normal for people who have been avoiding being close to each other for years.
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reap what you sew by Mooncactus for neotericbitch
Fandoms: Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy
17 Sep 2018
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“Miss Cain,” he said, tilting his head at her pizza-stained attire. “Do you actually know anything about fashion?”
“I wear it.”
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In a universe where Roarhaven has developed their own television networks - and fan communities who eagerly eat it up - Skulduggery Pleasant finds the newest season of the fashion reality TV show he cohosts a bit more interesting than usual. -
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She frowned. “You’ve got a Tinder?”
“I’ll remind you I’m taken, girly,” Billy-Ray Sanguine said. “And I don’t use it for that.”
“You have a Tinder so you can murder people?”
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The Misadventures of an Unpaid Mechanic by Mooncactus
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Jan 2018
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“It’s been in worse scrapes than this,” she says, jutting out her chin. “I’m sure you can fix it.”
Saneys very very highly doubts that. As if to prove his point, something falls off and clatters to the ground, and everyone flinches at the sound.
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miles from where you are by Mooncactus
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
16 Jan 2018
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After an argument over Star Wars fandom with a "gatekeeping, entitled monster" with the cryptic username of KyloRen, Rey finds herself stuck in a series of unavoidable video calls.
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(Lightning)
10 months ago, Valkyrie Cain ran away - but one slip-up lands her back in Ireland, her fate more uncertain than ever. As Abyssinia gears up to take Roarhaven for herself, it's time for Valkyrie to relearn how to save the world.
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12 Mar 2018
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"People associate the black coat with the fledgling - and the red coat with the worldbreaker. So it’s time to find a new kind of jacket."
Valkyrie gets herself fitted for some new clothes. There's a guy living in the walls of a department store. Skulduggery wears a handsome face and becomes very briefly obsessed with the colour green.
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12 Mar 2018
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Fairly shortly post-SPX. Valkyrie deals with her hallucinations and symptoms of PTSD by doing some boxing. Meanwhile, Skulduggery has never flossed.
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12 Mar 2018
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I could tell the truth about you leaving, but that's not what a good woman does
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- Part 1 of The One That Got Away
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Bookmarked by Mooncactus
19 Feb 2018
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“Change of plans,” her assistant says in the doorway of the workshop. “Snoke’s out, Kylo Ren’s the new bossman. And guess what,” he says. “He has a queen.”
It’s like the spill of ice water down her back, shocking and invigorating as the dawn. And she raises her head, looks at him with wide eyes, and opens her mouth: “Fuck me.”
An Exploration of how the First Order’s tailors attend to Dark Queen Rey
Bookmarked by Mooncactus
22 Jan 2018
Bookmarker's Notes
EXCELLENT EXCELLENT outside POV, wonderful world building, excellent Kylo, etc etc etc.