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    Ilya Rozanov is being an annoying, horny Snapchat menace.

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    29 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Ruben?” Niall breathes. His lower lip wobbles. He’s not exactly looking into Ruben’s eyes, rather, a little to the side of them, but it’s close enough.

    “Yeah, Bambers. It’s me.”

    Niall's too drunk to realise he's not dreaming. Ruben takes care of him advantage.

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    29 May 2026

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    The hockey world is shocked when #1 draft pick Ilya Rozanov backs out of the NHL last second and opts to play for the KHL in his home country. Nobody knows why, and he leaves North America without comment. So Shane does what any kid with a crush did in 2010.

    He emails him. 

    Or; the Hollanov epistolary email fic

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    26 May 2026

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    "Can't find any men your own age?" Ilya teased.

    "Don't want to," Shane breathlessly replied. Ilya's hands stilled for a moment.

    "Oh yeah? Need an older man to treat you right, baby?"

    "Yeah, daddy, I do," he whispered, timid to commit to full volume.

    Shane answers a booty call from a much older Ilya on Grindr.

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    26 May 2026

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    +1 (617) 555-9214
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    thinking about u

    +1 (857) 555-4473
    i’m guessing this wasn’t meant for me

    +1 (617) 555-9214
    fuck.

    or: Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.

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    26 May 2026