MumblingSage

In an oil painting, a dark-haired woman in a white gown stares with large, dark eyes at the viewer.



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    Shakespearian ladies in love. Created in 2016 for my Femslash February works, it's meant to focus on characters from the tragedies and history plays, but it's possible a comedy or two might slip through. Got an obscure pairing you've been hoping someone might write? Message me at mumblingsage.tumblr.com.

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    My asexual Anne Marie headcanons, let me show you them. Along with a lot of feelings about Roman Catholicism.

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    Start from the Donmar Warehouse staging of Coriolanus and its amazing, fascinating interpretations of the characters. Especially the women. Especially Virgilia. Add a few heaping cupfuls of BDSM, extreme angst, hurt/comfort, and related kink. Results: one happy marriage, so long as it lasts, one dramatic aftermath, and through it all, one hell of a woman.

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    “The only solution is a united front,” Yennefer says. When this just prompts blank expressions, she sighs. “Honestly, do I have to spell it out? I mean the two of you should get married.”

    Geralt stares at her. Jaskier’s mouth drops open. Tissaia says, thoughtfully, “that could actually work.”

    “No it couldn’t!” Jaskier says, loud and shrill.

    After Calanthe and Eist are killed, the fate of Cintra hangs in the balance. The only solution is an alliance between two men: the witcher Geralt of Rivia, bound to the princess by the Law of Surprise, and Cirilla’s uncle Julian, better known as Jaskier the bard.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    “Why do you wear that collar?” the witcher asks.

    Jaskier startles. He’s been fiddling with it, he realises, a nervous habit. He didn’t think the witcher had noticed, even though those golden eyes seem to spot most things.

    “It’s so people know what I am,” he says.

    “And what are you?” the witcher says. His tone has turned surprisingly gentle. Perhaps he can hear the misery in Jaskier’s voice.

    “Bound in service,” Jaskier explains. He tries on a smile. “It might not look like it, but I’m as much of a prisoner as you are.”

    Jaskier didn’t exactly plan to escape from his master alongside a terrifying witcher. But it might turn out to be one of his better decisions.

    [Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by Inexplicifics.]

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    “Seriously, brother,” Teodora says, “you’re wanted for treason, what in Melitele’s name did you do?”

    “Nothing,” Jaskier tells her. “It’s just that my soulmate’s the warlord of the north.”

    She stares at him, open-mouthed. And then she begins to giggle. “Only you, Julek,” she says when she finally has some control back. “You did always like to be dramatic.”

    The four lives of Julian Alfred Pankratz: noble, sex slave, soulmate, bard.

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    Waking up chained in the dark is a problem. Waking up chained in the dark bearing multiple stab wounds that should’ve killed him is an even bigger one, threatening a secret that Nykim has protected viciously for the last decade.

    His captor, who remains infuriatingly anonymous, is determined to drag evidence of that secret out of him. The woman that asshole uses to help is as unsuited for torture as she is for staying unattached to handsome prisoners, despite her utter terror of him.

    But despite having a reputation as the city’s most notorious packmaster–and an office full of the bones of his enemies to back it up–Nykim isn’t the heartless bastard the city knows him as. Escape should be his number one priority, but something about that woman calls to him.

    Something that will end up costing them both.

    This is now a duology. The first book is essentially complete and ends on chapter 21, with the second book continuing from there. If I'd known there were gonna be two, I'd've split them, but, well.

    *Currently updating 1-2x a month*

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  5. Rec 54

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    Shakespeare is read
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    Heteronormative

    "Beatrice and Benedict are same-sex leaning disaster bisexuals who are both extremely surprised when they end up falling for someone of another gender." - zforzelma.tumblr.com

    [chapters 1-2 are PG-13, chapter 3 is filth. Choose your own adventure.]

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    16 Aug 2019