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The solicitor cleared her throat. “Mrs Tonks has named joint magical guardians for Edward Remus Lupin.”
Silence descended upon the room so abruptly that even the ticking of the mantle clock seemed suddenly deafening. Surely this was merely a formality, and she needed to read off the entirety of the will before getting to the part where Hermione inherited some precious old books or other sentimental items.
The witch adjusted her spectacles and read aloud: “Hermione Jean Granger and Draco Lucius Malfoy.”
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01 Jun 2026
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A Schitt’s Creek inspired fic based off the question: What if the Malfoys lost everything?
After being stripped of all lands, titles, and inheritances as reparations for the war, the House of Malfoy is left with only a single asset to their name: a town named Great Tit Bottom that Lucius won in a drunken game of cards.
Inspired by a reddit post by u/yoyoyoyoyoyogo, I decided to give this idea a try! You'll notice a lot of parallels between chapters and episodes of the show, especially in the these first few chapters as I get my footing for this kind of writing style. Even so, there's a lot that's so specific to the world of HP that I can tell it's not just going to be a Schitt’s Creek retelling.
And general PSA: "Lively, yellow-and-black Great Tits brighten backyard gardens, parks, and woodlands with their cheery songs and bold behavior. This large tit’s size, yellow breast, black head, and bright white cheek patch help set it apart from other tits in Europe." This official description alone is enough to have me cackling because I have the emotional maturity of a middle school boy, apparently.
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04 May 2026
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After her divorce, Hermione decides to get out of town to recover from the pain of her lost relationship and the miscarriage she suffered a year previously. She arrives in the Cotswolds depressed and aimless but compiles a list of things to do that she hopes will help her get back on her feet. In the midst of her journey to find healing she keeps running into Draco Malfoy, who is nothing like she remembered him. He invites her into his world, and Hermione finds exactly what she was looking for - in the place she least expected it.
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13 Dec 2025
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“I was afraid back then,” says Draco, “of how much I loved you. I was broken. It wasn't the right time.”
“And now is? How old are you?”
“Forty-one.”
Draco uses an illegal Time-Turner, returning to the night before Hermione and Ron's wedding.
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18 Aug 2025
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Facing a marriage law that includes a mandated honeymoon where couples are isolated in a beautiful place, the only thing Hermione and Draco seem to agree on is consummating their marriage to avoid going to Azkaban by the end of the week.
But who says they can’t use this as an opportunity to find out who wears the pants in the relationship? Stubborn as they both are, the only logical option is playing games with each other to see who will cave first.
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28 Jul 2025